001 -- video;

[jilt]

[ hello, tranquility, it's miss irene adler. she's wearing the provided suit, but she doesn't look happy about it. but she gives the camera the most charming of smiles. ]

I was going to explore the station on my own, but considering how dangerous it appears, it seems only right that I ask for some companionship.

Is there anyone willing to give a tour to the recently arrived?

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voice;

[entrapments]

Do you have like, any particular requirements in mind?
Because it sounds like a pretty good list to have. After, you know. Getting kidnapped and all.

voice;

[jilt]

Oh, I have a very particular set of requirements. But it seems I may have to make allowances, considering where we are.

voice;

[entrapments]

No kidding, right? Slim pickings.

So- what exactly are you looking for?

voice;

[jilt]

I have a preference for intelligent people. Conversation is exceedingly dull otherwise.

voice;

[entrapments]

I think that's sortof subjective around here.
The intelligence I mean.

voice;

[jilt]

It is at home as well. I have to make do in most cases.

voice;

[entrapments]

And the success rate for that is...?

[jilt]

One in four, on average.

[ although holmes is technically in his own class... ]

[entrapments]

Got anything to even the odds?

[jilt]

Of course.

[ you won't believe what she's got up her sleeves. ]

[entrapments]

Anything us ordinary girls can study from?

[jilt]

Perhaps. Whether or not I'll teach depends on if I think you have promise.

[ spoilers: she does ]

[entrapments]

Multiple choice exam?