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Jean Prouvaire ([personal profile] vivelavenir) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-10-16 09:35 pm

[Video] Fashion Disaster

[In light of all this... mess, really, going on with everyone's minds (it did seem to be contagious), perhaps now was not the time to explore new things. Perhaps now was the time to really hold in place what one's personality ought to be, and to cling to it.

Despite that, Jehan and Courfeyrac have decided upon now to finally take the foray into modern fashion. Jehan can't say he's thrilled with the result, but the clothing items they have lifted from the Cyllene at least fit... for the most part.

Being rather dismal with technology still, he'd meant to put in a call to Combeferre, whom he thought might be amused with the antics (...and might tell them what he planned to do with those dresses, finally.)

Instead, network, have a man in his early twenties, from 1832, in front of the camera wearing a streamlined, white jacket. Which might not have been so bad, if he had not insisted on wearing it with a bright tie, which he had fashioned into a bow around his neck.

Courfeyrac had done... something to his hair, with some form of goo he'd found in one of the bathrooms on the other ship, and he had not liked it. It was sticky. He'd tried to comb it out with his hands, and the result was that it now more-or-less stood straight up, tilted to the side violently, and had frozen like that, as if in shock.]


Is this-- is it recording?

[A pause.

He had no time to be embarrassed. He had a few questions.]


This is absurd. The buttons on these costumes-- they have no button holes, the half of them. Are they meant to connect to nothing?

[In his attempt to figure out why on earth a jacket would have buttons that were only for show, he's fastened two into the same hole, in a few places; with a herculean amount of effort.]

And some of these pockets are stitched shut.

Is all clothing like this, past our day? Do men really wear pants quite so tight; and how do you go about fitting suspenders onto pants that have no buttons in the back?

[He has figured belts... to an extent. As the pants he'd taken sat much lower than he was used to, he'd used the belt to fasten them nearly to his waist, putting it through only one loop and pulling tight. Over the jacket.

The result is more or less a disaster, and he'd readily admit it leaned towards more; the clothes simply didn't make sense.]


Really, I cannot say I imagine I am wearing this... absolutely correctly. But is it made correctly? These are pieces we have found, and I've seen all manner of clothing on board this vessel.

Are such things really comfortable? I can't say they seem useful, exactly...

Are all pockets in the future stitched shut?

[Someone has to ask the Serious Questions, Tranquility.]
assumedposition: (we sent the undertaker back)

[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-17 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
You look more comfortable in them, too.

Now then... do you need some help with your hair?
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[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-17 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Surely not! Haven't you discovered shampoo and conditioner here yet? We'll have it out in no time!
assumedposition: (it wasn't me! ... much?)

[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-17 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
If you keep at it with the water and shampoo, it should soften in no time...

...Probably...
assumedposition: (to try to work things out)

[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
You mean, on your enemies while they sleep?
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[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
I can only assume such a prank war would soon escalate to levels never before seen by humanity.
assumedposition: (just as planned...?)

it is a very special icon reserved for very special threads

[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-17 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
... Hm. I'm not sure! Probably not, but you could certainly try to find out.

So long as it's not on me, of course.
assumedposition: (ps your fiancee never loved you!)

[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Jokingly:] If you did, it would surely assuage my worries that you two would find each other infinitely preferable company to myself. I'd be much obliged!
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[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-18 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Albert smiles fondly.]

Never because of that, Jehan. If anything, I'm the embarrassing friend.
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[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-18 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know... if they still would be, if they knew the truth about my family...
assumedposition: (oh look it's distraction o'clock)

[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-18 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Flushing pink and looking away]

You can't say that. My father... is a traitor to all of France.
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[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-18 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
...

You're a good friend, Jehan Prouvaire.

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[personal profile] lecentre 2013-10-17 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
Is it truly as bad as it seems, my friend? Here I had hoped to have some sort of natural knack for hair of the future, but it should seem not!
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[personal profile] assumedposition 2013-10-18 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Worse. I believe the word "travesty" applies!
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[personal profile] lecentre 2013-10-19 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Travesty?! Oh, I am wounded to the very core! Thank you for your honesty, however.