tree. partee at blu base.

[idkmybffchurch]

[ Some of you knew. Some of you didn't. If you didn't, you're about to find out. ]

Party! Party at blue base today! Please bring chips!

[ And suddenly, with Caboose's limited social skills and expansive technological wisdom, everyone who listens to his abrupt message receives a poorly drawn map leading to one of the holodecks on his floor. If you decide to attend the ridiculous event, it's been entirely made up to look like Blood Gulch— Well, poorly made up. But it's somehow interactive enough to allow entrance of the Blue Base, where Caboose has creatively fit boxes and chairs underneath the holograms to make the tables and chairs somewhat functional.

Just be sure to bring your own drinks because that punch he's been holding onto is looking a little dark. And not in a good way. ]

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[cobaltblue]

[It's not like Church wanted to be here but, well. It's a matter of necessity, since apparently Caboose and Tex put his bed in Caboose's goddamned fantasy world as some kind of practical joke.]

Goddamnit Caboose, I swear, you are going to fucking regret this.

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[idkmybffchurch]

Church! [ Guess who. Because who else? Practically prancing his way over like Church had walked in on a red carpet. ] I am so happy you made it!

[cobaltblue]

I'm not. Look, where the hell did you put my stuff?

[Just... ignoring the weird holographic base for now, we'll get to that after the important part is figured out.]

Oh and what the hell are you drinking?

[idkmybffchurch]

I put your stuff in your room where you will sleep! [ He seems really excited about that part— So he keeps going with that instead. ] Oh- Church! We can have a sleepover and stay up late! Church, can we have a sleepover?

[cobaltblue]

No. No, we can't. Because I have my own room and you know what? The walls in it are real. And hey, you know what's even better?

[idkmybffchurch]

[ Better than a sleepover in a fake blue base? ]

A sleepover in your real room, Church? [ :D? ]

[cobaltblue]

No. Well, okay, yeah, that is better, but that's not the point. The best part about it is that it isn't anything like this shitty fucking canyon that I spent way too many years stuck in with all of you idiots.

[idkmybffchurch]

I made our new base too! [ He stops. Looks like he's thinking. Then quietly stares. ] You're Church from the past.

[ Gears turning. ] I can show you!

[cobaltblue]

Okay. Fine. If it'll get you off my back then yeah, let's see this stupid new base of yours.