video, the first } gordon ramsay eat your heart out

[allbloodyhail]

[Spike puts his booted feet up on the table in the lounge, puffing idly on a cigarette. He kinda didn't care about the recirculated air thing given that he didn't actually need to breathe. Instead he's just going to get right to it, leaning over the feed.]

Can't believe what the kitchen here calls 'hot wings.' More like spicy mystery meat, if you ask me. Which you didn't, but I'm telling you anyway. Because there's not one bloody thing else to do up here. Can only walk round in circles so many times before you start getting dizzy. Not that I've done that...

[Instead he's been riding the elevators up and down for the better part of four hours.]

Say, anyone know how to play cribbage? I'd settle for a rollicking game of Operation, at this rate.

[He's away from the screen just a moment, coming back up without his cigarette.]

I know. Charades. Yeah? [He stands up and sets the device far enough away to catch his expression. First word. A person. He flaps his arms like wings then rearranges his brow to hang over his eyes. See what he's doing here... No, probably not. He puts his hands together like prayer and draws a halo over his head with smoke from his cigarette (that he quickly puts down again, off screen).

There's a pause, and then Spike rolls his eyes. He got bored of his own boredom-curing movement.] You know the guy. He's not really on security, is he?

[The video ends with a slightly melodic laugh and a hoo sound. As in, hoo boy, that's a knee-slapper.

You're welcome, Ataraxion.]

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[onsilksheets]

You really need to work on your charades skills. [A beat.] Better yet, don't ever do it again.

[Don't mind her trolling. She's not in a good place right now.]

[allbloodyhail]

Who said anything about killing? [He'd rather really make Angel suffer... by following him around all day everyday.]

[allbloodyhail]

...Ask who what?

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[allbloodyhail]

[Oh now he feels super left out 8( Except wait he did already that's why he made this post.]

Yeah? Sounds like a regular party. [That I'm not invited to D8]

[majestyofthethrone]

Are you stupid?

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[allbloodyhail]

...Someone's grumpy. [He is unfazed by your trolling, Bela.] Admit it, it was a good show.

[allbloodyhail]

[The most offended look ever!!!!!]

You're the stupid one. Use complete sentences.

[majestyofthethrone]

I'm not the one who can't follow the line of a conversation.

Ask Angel if he's really on security. Why would he lie about it?

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[onsilksheets]

For good reason. [And it's not because of his display. Someone close to her left the ship recently.] Please. I've seen better variety acts on the streets.

[allbloodyhail]

Oh.

I didn't say he was lying, I was just... saying.

[ w e l p ]

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[stacked]

So talk to the bosslady and crash it, dumbass.

[ watching buffy and spike and angel be weird at each other actually sounds hilarious

faith is queen of awesome ideas ]

We could use more people who don't suck in a fight, anyway.

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[allbloodyhail]

[Was Faith inviting him... to their security party. Oh god what's happening he doesn't understand.]

...Yeah? What's there to fight, anyway? Space-weasels?

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[allbloodyhail]

Well, so's your face! [...wait.] What reason?

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[onsilksheets]

Why should I tell you? Not like you'd care anyway.

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[allbloodyhail]

[A blank look.] I asked, didn't I? Come on, out with it.

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[onsilksheets]

[Bela sighs, switching to a private feed.]

Someone I got close to on this ship went home at the last jump. I'm so pissed at him for leaving even though I knew that there was always the possibility that he could go at any time.

It hasn't been easy.

[majestyofthethrone]

Saying you can't believe it?

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[allbloodyhail]

[He can try to be serious. He just lost a dear friend before coming here. Witness him be Mr Sensitive or something.]

...Wasn't his choice, though, was it? Wasn't any of ours.

Not that it's any consolation really.

[allbloodyhail]

I'm SAYING it's bloody hilarious.

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[unkindness]

[Seven just watches him flail with a confused/curious head tilt. How does this game even work? What are you doing? She does not know.]

That is 'charades'? What is the aim of this activity?

[Aside from looking crazy, 'cause you've got that already.]

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[onsilksheets]

Yeah, I know. [She understood that. Didn't mean that she had to like it.] If he had the choice, I think he would have stayed here.

[It was basically what he had written in the letter she found stashed in his room. She knew he meant every single word.]

This is pathetic really. Feeling like this.

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[tumbleweeds]

There are chickens.

[ Spike, meet Faith's roommate. Hi. ]

If you touch them we'll skin you.

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[supfirehawk]

Yeah, you're going to have to give a name to go with that act, though they let just about anybody into that department.

[okayokay]

I don't know. What else do you call someone out for? Date night?

[allbloodyhail]

What? [Jesus.

No, he really didn't care, assume what you want gosh!!!!!!!]

Or just to make a fool out of him. Either way.