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[coffeeking]

HELLO You're probably confused. Take some time to read this over. We do our best to keep it up to date, and it should answer most of your questions. THE RUNDOWN » What happened, where you are, what to do REFERENCE » Basic facts about the ship and solar system A TIMELINE OF EVENTS » This will take time to read thoroughly, but we strongly recommend it. FAQ » Please read this before asking a question on the network HEADCOUNT » Our current numbers SPACE TRAINING » If this is your first time aboard a space ship, please watch these helpful videos COMMUNITY NOTICEBOARD » For all your wants and needs

Hello, everyone. I haven't had a chance to update this with information about the shooting, seeing as I was recovering from being shot. I'm working on adding it now.

To any new arrivals, feel free to ask any questions.

Comments

[logicunlocked]

You know, saying something like that is only going to get them to ask more questions.

[coffeeking]

If I don't say anything, I'll get a bunch of very clever blokes pointing out I'm not fully up to date. It's lose-lose.

[logicunlocked]

Might be a little less shocking to the newbies to leave that out is all I'm saying.

[coffeeking]

...Have you read the FAQ? The Timeline? This doesn't get less shocking. If anything, I'm preparing them for what lays ahead when they start opening those files.

[logicunlocked]

Oh, I probably started it at one point. Don't really remember. Sometimes I don't get through reading stuff very far. Got a bad eye.

[coffeeking]

[oh for god's sake]

Pop quiz. Where are the only windows on board?

[logicunlocked]

[ Ahaha, don't ask a guy in flight crew a question about shuttle bay. His tone shifts to something vaguely amused. ]

Shuttle bay. How many questions is this quiz going to be, Teach?

[coffeeking]

As many as I need to be satisfied you're not walking around ignorant because you didn't read the guide.

Who was Hotspur?

[logicunlocked]

Hell, I don't know. It sounds vaguely familiar but that's all I can tell you.

[coffeeking]

[have a game show buzzing sound]

Wrooong answer. Go read the guide.

[thoughts]

Did everyone get shot?

[ seriously, guys, what is wrong with you. ]

[coffeeking]

Yes. Everyone but you.

[Straight face.]

[thoughts]

[ she gives a long suffering sigh. ]

Time to take the mantle. Didn't think my coup would come through this early. I'll start the immediate rationing of oxygen.

[coffeeking]

Can we open bribery negotiations immediately? I want to have the corner on the black market.

[thoughts]

Opportunistic. You'll go far in this world, kid.

[coffeeking]

text.

[herocomplex]

You know what, whales-dude, you really gotta liven this thingy up with some kickass illustrations.

voice;

[coffeeking]

Tried that. It didn't work out. Turns out shiny things are distracting.

text.

[herocomplex]

Boring things end up interesting though.
It's cool you go through the trouble of informing all the new dudes and dudettes though.

ANNNNNYWAY, im sure i could draw up some baller drawings for ya sometime since Japan aint here to do it.

[coffeeking]

Stick figures?

[burrrrn]