(no subject)

[enforced]

I was hoping it wouldn't come to a shipwide transmission, but:

Who exactly keeps sending my droid metal flowers?

[They are ugly as sin and madly made, but Obi-Wan is not going to add that. He finally has his shit under control enough to wonder about this little bit of....well. Whatever this is.]

She wants to know.

Comments

[testgasm]

[...Well, this is embarrassing.]

[enforced]

[Good job, Wheatley.]

ok here we are for reals

[testgasm]

Well, that's, uh. Thoughtful. Of whoever they might be. Nice of them. To do that.

aww yais

[enforced]

Well she seems to like it.

[endeavors]

Metal flowers?

[enforced]

Yes. Obviously handmade.

[BADLY.]

[endeavors]

I guess someone was trying to... run with a theme.

[bailedontheempire]

[He can't help being a bit amused]

Your droid has an admirer?

[enforced]

It seems so.

[A beep from her!]

She occasionally carries them around. She's picking up bad habits from Artoo.

[bailedontheempire]

Well, Artoo is always good to have around.

[We do not disrespect Artoo Deetoo.]

[culver]

Metal flowers?

[enforced]

Yes. Flowers made of some metal, by hand. Not grown.

[culver]

Are they pretty?

voice.

[xwing]

[ decidedly amused: ] That's.. sort of cute, actually.

voice.

[enforced]

The fact that someone is giving her flowers or the fact that she's wearing them around the shuttle bay?

voice.

[xwing]

[ .. she's been wearing them. well, of course she has. if anyone would know how much personality a droid can have, luke would. (just look at artoo and threepio.) ]

Uh. Both, now that you mention it. I guess she has a secret admirer.

[cons]

[ ... ok seriously there's only ONE person ( ai ) that would do something like that, but she'll resist publicly ousting him mhm ]

Has she been spending a lot of time with anyone in particular?

[enforced]

Sulu.

But I already asked him.

voice.

[synchronizes]

When did droids start having genders?

voice.

[enforced]

Do you need a date?

voice.

[synchronizes]

Man, how'd you guess? Think you can set me up?

(voice.)

[carbonite]

First it's metal flowers, then the next thing you know she's going out and spending late nights with those Roombas and the next thing you know she's crying oil tears because someone broke her little processor.

: (voice.)

[enforced]

You spend too much time in deep space.

(voice.)

[carbonite]

You're overreacting.

[darkforce]

[someone may be listening in to every single response to this post. because he needs to know that wheatley arfour's admirer has good intentions. no one hurts his droid sis.]