( tres | video ) backdated to whenever I FORGET I'M SORRY

[endeavors]

Hi. [uhm ahem etc the usual.]

My name is André Correia, and I just - wanted to apologize for the, uh. Incident. In the garden. With my wife.

I-it won't happen again.

[There's a brief impulse to explain himself, but he suddenly realizes just how much of a bad, bad idea that would be. Let's just leave things vague. Really vague.]

Sorry again, and - thank you for your attention.

[Yep. That's it. Andy out.

Forever.]

Comments

Voice

[skindeep]

I have to know, whose idea was it?

[endeavors]

[the tiniest voice in the universe.]

... Mine.

[skindeep]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, you're hardly the first who's suggested it. I'm sure you won't be the last.

[endeavors]

[faceinhands.]

You were the one with the, uh... cat. [Right?]

[skindeep]

Yes, I'm sorry about Edgar. He didn't...scratch anything delicate, I hope.

[Sorry, sorry. He has to turn his head away from the comms device for a second.]

[endeavors]

[oh god his life]

No, no... everything's intact.

[you know. save for his dignity.]

video;

[tumbleweeds]

What kind of incident?

[endeavors]

Doesn't matter. [d'er] Nobody got hurt-?

[tumbleweeds]

You can't just say that and not share details.

[endeavors]

I, uh. I really just wanted to apologize.

[to the people who were traumatized, etc. etc.]

[tumbleweeds]

For...?

[ text ] sorry sorry sorry he just likes text

[sexting]

Incident in the garden with your wife

This sounds absolutely hilarious, do tell

[endeavors]

I guess it might appear hilarious to some people

but it's really not necessary to talk about it

really

[there are children in this network. (aren't there.)]

[sexting]

Oh, no, go on, I could do with a laugh

[endeavors]

I really dont think we know each other that well

[sexting]

A stranger is just a friend that you haven't told all your hilariously scandalous details to yet

( video )

[weathering]

It could have been much worse, if you ask me. [ : ) ] I'm sure nobody really minded getting an eyeful of you, really. You have the benefit of being very attractive.

[ She says, as if she wasn't there and naked too. ]

[endeavors]

Carmo.

Really.

[pls]

[weathering]

What? It's true!

[endeavors]

Nobody was supposed to - [abdhgasd. Hushes] 'Get an eyeful'!

[weathering]

I know, but they did, so I'm trying to help you think of positive things about this experience.

[northerner]

What manner of incident?

[endeavors]

A completely non-lethal one.

[northerner]

If no one was harmed then there's no need for apology, surely.

[endeavors]

Oh, believe me - there kinda is.