Cool. You know I gotta ask if that means I need to keep one eye on you, out there. Look, just me and I'd say fuck it let's roll, I can always take you down if you get a little handsy when you're having fun. No harm, no foul, nobody even needs to hear about it.

...but you mess with anybody else and it's gonna land on me, and screw that. I'll toss you under the bus if that goes down and let you take the fall, no issue there.

[ not malicious, just not diplomatic. ]