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[jilt]

[ irene's wearing her tweed suit, buttons opened at the collar, waistcoat undone. there's a large golden lab sitting beside her, glorying in the way irene's scratching behind his ears. ]

It seems Baron Vladimir Harkonnen has left us. A true shame. He may have been the only man aboard this ship who properly appreciated the opera, and it's always lovely, finding someone with whom one shares a common interest.

[ there's a pause. the dog's mouth opens, tongue lolling out. irene smiles at that, before addressing the device again. ]

I've been here a year, with this passing jump. More than I thought I would, when I last onsidered the matter. I'd had several suggestions as to what to do to celebrate, if celebrate is the word I should use. None of them are quite to my taste, though I'm not sure such a dubious milestone should go unappreciated.

[ she gives a quiet little hum of thought, then raises her shoulder in an uncharacteristic shrug. ]

But I digress. Tell me, is the owner of this fine animal aboard anywhere? I found him in my doorway, but I doubt he's the ship's way of congratulating me on my stay. Majestic though he is, I'd say the menagerie this ship's acquiring really doesn't need any new additions roaming loose.

Comments

he's a sparkly unicorn who needs to stop daily the end

[suit]

I've had him for longer than I've— he grew up with me around not you. That's when it mattered. You're just the one with the hat and the shoes he has no desire to chew on because they're weird.

[became]

Or maybe he appreciates fashion, unlike his heathen owner.

[suit]

You just called El a heathen too, by that comment.

[ peter no. ]

[became]

Singular form is one. El's taste is impeccable, thank you kindly.

[suit]

You didn't specify originally. And since she is also his owner, it's up to interpretation.

[became]

Oh, please. Your ties, Peter-- they speak for themselves.

[suit]

I don't only by those ties for myself. Sometimes, she buys them as a present.

[became]

...you keep telling yourself that.

[ el buys them because they're awful and she wants to see if you'll ever notice peter, don't even play. ]

[suit]

[ don't burst his bubble. ]

And who's her husband? Remind me, Neal.

[ he will play all he wants because those are his ties and not everyone wants to imitate you, neal. ]

[became]

Who had to ask me what to get her for your anniversary our first week together?

[ g r i n ]

'Remind me, Peter'.

[suit]

[ a s s h o l e ]

And who's the one who's been married to her longer than they've been around you. And she hadn't left them yet?

[became]

Oh, you can't even try to defend against that one, Peter. The recently released con artist knew your wife's tastes better than you.

[ smug asshole, tyvm ]

[suit]

[ details. ]

Only because the recently released con artist shares a few more interests in common with my wife. I'm hanging up and barring you from saying hi to Satch for a day if you keep that up.

[became]

Idle threats.

[ HAUGHTY SNIFF ]

[suit]

I can bar you entrance to my room.

[ biggest grin and then OH LOOK, IT APPEARS THE DEVICE TURNED OFF BY ITSELF.

how did that happen. bye neal, bye. ]