oKAY! hERE GOES! gET RRRRREADY TO BE TROLLLLLED! iF THERE IS A SOUND SYSTEM NEARBY, pLEASE CONSIDER TUNING IT TO THE STRICTEST BEATS THIS SHIP CAN PRODUCE, aND THEN LIE BACK AND ASSUME THE POSITION, oF READINESS FOR THE POUNDING YOU ARE IMMINENTLY TO RECEIVE! hEEEEERE WEEEEE GO! kICK IT! sO TAKE A LOOK UP THERE AT THIS DORK NAMED jOHN, wHO THINKS HE'S HOT SHIT BUT THE FIRE'S NOT ON, hE KNOWS A LOT OF TROLLS OR SO HE THINKS, bUT REALLY HIS GRASP, (oF THE SITUATION WE ARE CURRENTLY IN,) tOTALLY STINKS! hE THINKS HE'S ON TOP, tHAT HE HAS THE BULL BY THE HORNS, bUT THIS TROLL'S HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW THEY ARE WORN, nOT SOME IMAGINARY ELF OR A FICTIONAL FAIRY, i AM HANDING YOU YOUR ASS WHICH IS ALL RED WHERE WE, cAN SEE THE BURNS THAT i HAVE DEALT TO YOU, iN A SHAPE OF A CIRCLE AND SOME HORNS, (wHICH IS THE SHAPE OF THE BRAND THAT i PUT THERE USING THE BURNS MENTIONED,) yOU CAN'T DENY THAT IT IS TRUE, jOHN THINKS TROLLS ARE GREAT, wHO ARE REALLY JUST MEAN, aND COMMITTED THE WORST CRIMES, THE INCIPISPHERE'S SEEN, sHE MADE JACK HAPPEN, YOU FOOL, wHY DO YOU THINK i FOUGHT HER, sOMEONE HAD TO MAKE HER PAY, fOR INSPIRING ALL THE SLAUGHTER, aND BEING MEAN TO JADE, mUCH LESS TO YOURS TRULY, tHOUGH SHE STABBED ME THROUGH THE HEART AND i FELL CORPSEFULLY, (hA, tHAT WAS SWEEEET!) (tHE RHYME, i MEAN, nOT THE THING THAT HAPPENED,) (aNYWAY,) sO BEFORE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE, tHAT'S DEBASED, fROM MY RHYMES WHICH ARE ALL ACE, gET YOURSELF SCHOOLFED, hAVE SOME BREAD MADE FROM TRUTHSEEDS, aND MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU WON'T BE BEATEN BY A HERO WHOSE DEEDS, wERE ADMITTEDLY NOT THE BEST, bUT YOU KNOW i SPEAK THE TRUTH, sO i HOPE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FROM ME, yOU PROUD AND INSOLENT YOUTH!
oh god how do I even Tavros...
hERE GOES!
gET RRRRREADY TO BE TROLLLLLED!
iF THERE IS A SOUND SYSTEM NEARBY,
pLEASE CONSIDER TUNING IT TO THE STRICTEST BEATS THIS SHIP CAN PRODUCE,
aND THEN LIE BACK AND ASSUME THE POSITION,
oF READINESS FOR THE POUNDING YOU ARE IMMINENTLY TO RECEIVE!
hEEEEERE WEEEEE GO!
kICK IT!
sO TAKE A LOOK UP THERE AT THIS DORK NAMED jOHN,
wHO THINKS HE'S HOT SHIT BUT THE FIRE'S NOT ON,
hE KNOWS A LOT OF TROLLS OR SO HE THINKS,
bUT REALLY HIS GRASP,
(oF THE SITUATION WE ARE CURRENTLY IN,)
tOTALLY STINKS!
hE THINKS HE'S ON TOP, tHAT HE HAS THE BULL BY THE HORNS,
bUT THIS TROLL'S HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW THEY ARE WORN,
nOT SOME IMAGINARY ELF OR A FICTIONAL FAIRY,
i AM HANDING YOU YOUR ASS WHICH IS ALL RED WHERE WE,
cAN SEE THE BURNS THAT i HAVE DEALT TO YOU,
iN A SHAPE OF A CIRCLE AND SOME HORNS,
(wHICH IS THE SHAPE OF THE BRAND THAT i PUT THERE USING THE BURNS MENTIONED,)
yOU CAN'T DENY THAT IT IS TRUE,
jOHN THINKS TROLLS ARE GREAT, wHO ARE REALLY JUST MEAN,
aND COMMITTED THE WORST CRIMES, THE INCIPISPHERE'S SEEN,
sHE MADE JACK HAPPEN, YOU FOOL, wHY DO YOU THINK i FOUGHT HER,
sOMEONE HAD TO MAKE HER PAY, fOR INSPIRING ALL THE SLAUGHTER,
aND BEING MEAN TO JADE, mUCH LESS TO YOURS TRULY,
tHOUGH SHE STABBED ME THROUGH THE HEART AND i FELL CORPSEFULLY,
(hA, tHAT WAS SWEEEET!)
(tHE RHYME, i MEAN, nOT THE THING THAT HAPPENED,)
(aNYWAY,)
sO BEFORE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE, tHAT'S DEBASED, fROM MY RHYMES WHICH ARE ALL ACE,
gET YOURSELF SCHOOLFED, hAVE SOME BREAD MADE FROM TRUTHSEEDS,
aND MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU WON'T BE BEATEN BY A HERO WHOSE DEEDS,
wERE ADMITTEDLY NOT THE BEST, bUT YOU KNOW i SPEAK THE TRUTH,
sO i HOPE YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH FROM ME, yOU PROUD AND INSOLENT YOUTH!