[004: Video]

[fuckinghysterical]

[Today, LB is fully decked out in her Octopus suit to address the network. It might be odd, since she wasn't presently in danger, but she still had a good reason for it. Also, keep in mind that her voice is an oddly distorted mixtures of her normal voice and a deeper, gruffer voice.]

Good evening, Tranquility. Or is it day? Heeheehee? Who knows, in space.

Well now, despite getting mixed up in the hallways, the latest adventure was a little fun, don't you think~?

[She gives an exaggerated, playful shrug. Yes, she's being dead serious here.]

But that's not why I'm making my message -- hahaha -- judging from the reactions of others I've run into, I'm assuming about half of you are loading up your guns in preparation to slay me. So as a common courtesy, let me get one thing straight: I am not one of the monsters running around here! So quit shooting at me!

[After three times of being shot at or almost being shot at, LB was getting really sick of having her life threatened for no good reason. Dammit, Zer0, Mordecai, and Lilith, what was wrong with you guys?!

She then points to the camera with a metal tipped finger, continuing.]

So if you still feel like shooting me, I'm going to shoot right back? Or maybe I'll put a tentacle through your stomach -- heheheh -- depends on my mood. So don't fuck with me, got it?

[Right, right. This was all starting to deviate from informative to more threatening than she intended to. Raising her hand to one of her straps, she rubs at it as she reels back.]

Uh, anyway, nice talking to you all.



[OOC: She'll be out of her suit and speaking with her regular voice by the time people start replying. She just wanted to play show and tell, okay.]

Comments

[logicunlocked]

Having the advantage is what it's all about. Why, what's your armor capable of?

[fuckinghysterical]

Oh, mostly I can blend into any environment and change my shape to disguise myself however I need to. Heheh -- it's pretty useful.

Does your suit offer any bonuses for infiltration?

[logicunlocked]

Well, it has a display that helps me keep track of my environment—enemies in my vicinity, that kind of thing. Most of my assistance came from my AI. I had a teammate with a similar enhancement to yours.

[fuckinghysterical]

Like a Soliton radar? Still, it's a pretty rare thing to have, not a bad feature.

So your unitmate was able to make themselves invisible as well?

[logicunlocked]

[ There was definitely a difference in terminology here. ]

Sort of like radar, yeah, just a motion tracker. And I had a couple teammates with equipment that made them hard to detect—one had a chameleon enhancement, and the other had an invisibility cloak.

[fuckinghysterical]

Heehee -- it's almost unfair, but I sort of have both -- more of a chameleon effect, however. Sort of like how an octopus can blend into it's surroundings.

I don't suppose they're here though, huh? I mean, those comrades of yours.

[logicunlocked]

One of them is. The other...I haven't seen in a long time.

[fuckinghysterical]

Ah... sorry then, if you guys are close. Heeheehee -- or maybe it's just comforting knowing that they're out there, kicking ass somewhere?

[Because as messed up as it might be, to normal people, LB understood that people like her sometimes felt better fighting that being idle.]

[logicunlocked]

Well, I can only hope.

[ He doesn't know if Carolina is still alive, much less whether she ended up on the right side of things. ]

[fuckinghysterical]

They're probably fine, really. Heeheehee -- if they were capable the last time you saw them, they'll be fine on their own.

[Which is why she never really worried about her unitmates; they all possessed a suit of comparable power to hers.]

[logicunlocked]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[ He says it with slightly forced optimism; he hasn't heard anything in Freelancer's radio transmissions as to her status or whereabouts, but that doesn't mean LB couldn't just be right about that. He simply didn't know. Either way, he doesn't need to burden this person with his doubts. ]