№11 - Text. Anonymous source.

[spider]

Hardly much to report when there's a Nap Holiday, my calendar appears to be out of date!

Anywho, this is me giving your tushes a light pat-pat! So down in the dumps, very unlike you all. There's not much to say, oh, 'he/she is a drooler,' 'he/she is a snorer.'  ♫ I like a nice fresh batch of goodies and things to whisper over. I could give you what I have, but we need to have something for everyone, don't we? We need to share, you kno', sharing is caring!

And I know some wonderful things, I do. But I'll keep you in the suspense. It will be worth it.

Bye bye, go chase after something terrible. Call for me if you should be feeling gossipy, I love myself a good chat.
 

MRS. NESBIT✿

( ooc: Direct line to gossip/rumor post is here! Always open and screened oh man. P.S. Hannah is not allowed to post in it. )

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[purrfectlycute]

:33 < goodness, you sure are feisty today, mrs. nesbit
:33 < i take it you had a lot of sw33t dreams ;33

[ You know, this is actually a bit of a relief for Nep. She feels so awkward with all the gloom hanging over the ship. Not that she didn't like Chase, but this level of widespread distress is weird to her. What the fuck is a funeral and why didn't they just leave the corpse for the animals seriously.

It's a precarious balance, trying to be sensitive and understanding and sympathetic while every part of her nudges her mind to just move on, keep her chin up, and not get annoyed at herself when she can't seem to manage the same level of mourning and sadness as everyone else. (Or, for that matter, get annoyed at everyone else for being so preoccupied with death and horror. Like those things are uncommon?? What kind of glamorous lives are people leading where terrible shit isn't constantly happening she doesn't understand.)

bluh bluh long story short, titties. ]

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[spider]

Dreams can be sad, petty little things! So unrealistic! That's why I go groping for something fun and real. ;)

MRS. N✿

[ Definitely understandable. Jeez, people dying, whatever. ]

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < they way you say it, im inclined to think youre being literal!
:33 < purrhaps mr. nesbit should be on the look out fur some wandering hands? *wink wink*
:33 < who, by the way, im going to figure out the identity of one day

[ she will hire one of the copious sherlocks to do it if she fucking has to. ]

:33 < and im afuraid im going to have to disagr33 on the dreams, dear madam!
:33 < they're purrobably one of the realest things you can expurrience
:33 < dreams can be sad, yes, and they can be horrifying and violent or fantastic and whimsical
:33 < but none of those things are small or petty
:33 < theyre big and loud enough to resound in your waking hours
:33 < and
:33 < if you play the right game...
:33 < they may well be the diffurence between life, death, and god tier
:33 < or maybe the bridge betw33n those things? that may be a better way to think of it

:33 < but im getting ahead of myself
:33 < THATS a confursation that a certain sir who signs with s. would be more interested in
:33 < you, mrs. nesbit, im sure prefur gossip thats a little less existential and a little more juicy

[spider]

That's awfully deep of you, little thinker. You are correct on your assumption about me, but you speak an interesting language.

MRS. N✿

[purrfectlycute]

:33 < thats the furst time ive ever b33n called d33p!
:33 < honestly, im just speaking from expurrience
:33 < dream selves were very significant to our quest
:33 < purrticularly if we died

:33 < well, if you're acquainted with mr s. (who by the way is a PURRFECT gentleman that might just spark a little envy in mr. nesbit), you can tell him that he knows where to find me if hed like to know more ;))

NOT HERE

[spider]

[ Most. Definitely.

:) ]

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[executiveassistant]

I have to admit, I'm a sucker for gossip. And your signature is adorable.

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[spider]

Aren't we all? And bless you.

MRS. N✿

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[executiveassistant]

I suppose the difference is who admits to it. But you're most welcome, Mrs. N. Always a pleasure to meet someone who appreciates the art.

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[spider]

But that's what makes people boring, of course. Not admitting to it.

MRS. N✿

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[executiveassistant]

Boring? That's a little harsh, don't you think?

anonymous text; oh pfft let's assume these were all anon from him ok AHH

[spider]

I'm a gossiper, there is no such thing as 'a little harsh.'

MRS. N✿

ASSUMING SO it's all good

[executiveassistant]

Touché, Mrs. N. Still, boring strikes me as one of the worst things to be called.

[spider]

You have no. Idea.

MRS. N✿

[executiveassistant]

Emphatic. Interesting. I take it you're pretty bored on our creepy space ship of hellish monotony?

[spider]

Very. Passengers dropping like flies is not very... entertaining.

Very rude to say, but I am only being honest!

MRS. N✿

[executiveassistant]

[oh dear. skewed moral scales all over this place, aren't there?]

Wouldn't want to say anything rude while we're discussing deaths whimsically, hm?

[it's a little. uncomfortable. Mrs. N is setting off alarm bells in her head now.]

[spider]

[ Yeah, can't really help but mess conversations up a bit. ]

True, true. That would send everyone running with their flaming space-pitchforks. We can't have that happening, can we?

We are a sensitive bunch, but also an addicted bunch. Addicted to drama, we are our own drama.

MRS. N✿

[executiveassistant]

[.....]

You seem to be implying that we're addicted to ourselves. That seems a bit of a self-centered analysis of things.

[spider]

It's simply what I observe.

MRS. N✿

[ Hah. ]

[executiveassistant]

[...oh]

A regular Sherlock Holmes, huh?

[hahaha whoops]

[spider]

Aw, you noticed. :')

MRS. N✿

[ PFFFT. ]

[executiveassistant]

Seems so.

[kind of weirding her out with the happy and the flowers and the death.

Mmhm so-]

Hate to cut this enlightening conversation short, but I'd also hate to be a bore, all things considered. I'll let you go.

[for now. while she digests all of this.]