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[coffeeking]

Good afternoon, unwilling citizens of the Tranquility. Ianto Jones here. As it turns out, the ship has seen fit to gift me with all the necessary materials for making professional signage. As a General Support officer, I figured I might as well branch further into public service and put these materials to use.

[He pans his communicator around to show a neat-looking sign he's set up in the Oxygen Gardens. Myfanwy is in the background, perched on the branch of a large tree and tilting her head inquisitively.]

Anyone who feels the need for any official signage is welcome to ask. Anyone who feels the need for less official signage is also welcome to ask, but as it's for personal and not public use, I'll be taking advantage of the bartering system and asking for something in return. I would have made this offer sooner, but I seem to have been out of commission for a month. Sorry about that.

[Locked to Hayley Stark; encrypted 100%]
As if embarrassing myself in front of Obi-Wan Kenobi weren't enough, I've now made the world's most humiliating first impression on James Bond, and Anakin Skywalker just showed up with R2D2. Please save me from myself and come have more drinks with me. I'm trying to rope Jenna in too, so feel free to bring a friend.

[Locked to Ariadne; encrypted 100%]
I haven't seen you about yet. How are you?

[Locked to Jenna; encrypted 100%]
I know we need to talk business, but I don't feel like it at the moment. Come have drinks with me and let me tell you about my most recent humiliation.

[Locked to Tony Stark; encrypted 100%]
How's the eye socket? Have you gotten a cool eyepatch and started hiding things in there? Or are you going for something more bionic?

[Cambitas encryption; locked to Cambitas members]
We have a new recruit. Thought I should let you lot know.

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[entrapments]

Oh god you didn't. Please tell me you didn't.



-Does he have a breathing impediment or is it too soon for those references? How close does he look to going dark side?

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[coffeeking]

I didn't! He's practically a baby. A mini-Vader. And somehow I refrained from saying so. Or saying anything at all.

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[yellowroses]

Oh, it's red! Red's a pretty color, but I like blue. Blue is prettier! You should make it blue.

Um. There's a monster there too. Is it a nice monster?

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[coffeeking]

Blue is an insufficient color for warning off idiots. Too soothing.

And that is Myfanwy, my pteranodon. She's nice enough. Tends to ignore people if she doesn't know them.

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[blasphemous]

Well.

That's not something you see everyday.

[her head cants to the side, then she's back to paying attention.]

What sort of materials did you get? I'm trying to make a chess set for some friends.

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[coffeeking]

Any particular type? I can manage a board without a problem, but not the pieces.

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[goodpath]

I want a "KEEP OUT BAD GUYS" sign. Right on my room door!

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[coffeeking]

[ADORABLE]

I think I can manage that. Have you asked your mum?

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[parkours]

Wait -- [ Peter remembers Myfanwy stealing his chocolate, and his expression's slightly surprised. ]

That creature's yours?

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[coffeeking]

Myfanwy, my pteranodon, yes.

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[constructum]

You make awfully polite signs, Ianto.

[ yeah, she is somewhat amused by that. ]

And I'm okay - just been lying low - well, as much as one can on this ship. [ a shrug ] How are you?

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[coffeeking]

We British tend to be very polite with our signage. Condescendingly so.

I'm... better, now I'm not in a stasis coma when I'm not meant to be. Jack didn't take it so well.

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[starked]

[ Hi Ianto, see the robotic eye that looks like the bastard child of a terminator and just a robot eye. At least the eye part is the blue instead of red. Yay not creeping you out. ]

Bionic. I still wanted two eyes. Who's the newbie?

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[coffeeking]

Jenna Sommers. She'll be helping me with the guide, making it more cohesive and less... sarcastic. Apparently people aren't inclined to take it seriously enough when I mock them.

Did you design that thing with any special powers? X-ray vision...?

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[handelaar]

Not bad. How much material did ya get, then.

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[coffeeking]

Enough to go around for a bit. Mind you, I probably can't grant every request, but I'm not lacking in supplies.

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[fraud]

You know, I've always wondered how you keep that thing so... tame? Isn't it supposed to like, kill us all? Birds of prey and that sort of thing.

[ legit questions okay!!! ]

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[coffeeking]

She isn't tame, not really. I keep her well-fed and humans have been her substitute flock for years now, so she doesn't think of us as food or threats.

The people she doesn't know, she mostly just avoids. Still, there's a reason it's best not to harass her.

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[altercate]

The dinosaur's still here?

[ THE BANE OF DEREK'S LIFE. ]

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[coffeeking]

And she hasn't hurt a soul! Imagine that!

[fuck you, derek]

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[unparental]

...is there one where you didn't play Rip van Winkle? Because I know that one.

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[coffeeking]

Pardon? You mean the bloody stasis malfunction?

[He is not overly familiar with that story, despite supposedly knowing everything.]

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[king]

Have people been harassing the animals?

[ he's concerned for his horse ok. ]

[coffeeking]

Not that I've seen, but there have been open suggestions that people might go hunting in the gardens, and I know Jaye is protective of her livestock. Best to take precautions.

CAMBITAS

[goldshirt]

Who's that?

CAMBITAS

[coffeeking]

Jenna. Apparently I'm too sarcastic on the info post, so she gets to fix it for me.

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[firstofficer]

I was of the impression that new recruits were to be consistently anticipated.

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[coffeeking]

If they're clever and interested. This is the first one to figure out who I was without breaking the encryption.

[skillz]

[Somewhere in the background of the network, a small but persistent glitch is nagging at Ianto's encryptions. Fairly sophisticated but ostentatious to those with a particular knowledge level, it's not all too successful. Q had hoped that it would be slow but steady, chipping away at the security but instead it's more like a balloon bouncing off a ceiling. Hardly ideal. These surreal encryptions and codes confuse Q, but he'll suss them out. At least, he thinks he will.]

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[coffeeking]

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