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002 ↓ [video; cutting it way close before the network goes kaput doop doop]
[Santa Claus is on the network, ladies and gents. Complete with white fluffy beard, the red suit trimmed with white and adorned with big white puff balls that are supposed to be mockeries of buttons. He smiles, then takes off his hat and the beard to reveal that he's just Larry Butz, laughing.]
Hayley said we were gonna have Sintermas or Sinterthing or whatever it's called, which is like Christmas. So it's a good thing I got this from the last jump, huh?
[Larry waves the Santa hat to illustrate his point. Then - brace yourselves - he breaks into song with his own little parody of a certain famous Christmas carol. His singing voice is...uh...not too terrible, but it's not good at all and he tends to hit the wrong notes at times.]
Dashing through the stars,
On board the Tranquility,
We're gonna go really far...
...
[He stops right after that, though, scratching his head. His grin becomes more sheepish.]
I...I dunno what comes next. Oh well, I hope everyone's been nice this year, 'cause we all know what happens when you've been naughty!
[A beat. The grin fades into a more clueless look. He says the next several words more to himself than to the network.]
I wonder if we have any coal...or anything to make gifts with...
[Private to Phoenix Wright]
[Larry's voice is more worried now, and has an edge of urgency.] Nick! Have you seen Maya? I can't call her up or anything...
Hayley said we were gonna have Sintermas or Sinterthing or whatever it's called, which is like Christmas. So it's a good thing I got this from the last jump, huh?
[Larry waves the Santa hat to illustrate his point. Then - brace yourselves - he breaks into song with his own little parody of a certain famous Christmas carol. His singing voice is...uh...not too terrible, but it's not good at all and he tends to hit the wrong notes at times.]
Dashing through the stars,
On board the Tranquility,
We're gonna go really far...
...
[He stops right after that, though, scratching his head. His grin becomes more sheepish.]
I...I dunno what comes next. Oh well, I hope everyone's been nice this year, 'cause we all know what happens when you've been naughty!
[A beat. The grin fades into a more clueless look. He says the next several words more to himself than to the network.]
I wonder if we have any coal...or anything to make gifts with...
[Private to Phoenix Wright]
[Larry's voice is more worried now, and has an edge of urgency.] Nick! Have you seen Maya? I can't call her up or anything...