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[rhymeswithdeath]

[The feed flicks on, revealing a young, blond woman, chilling in some hallway in a...bat-costume? She's grinning pretty widely for someone who's supposed to be dark as the (k)night.]

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's—[dramatic pause]—sure as hell a giant, creepy spaceship because Superman you ain't. [She sighs, grin disappearing in favor of a more deadpan expression.]

So, hey, I'm new, but let's skip the mental breakdowns, freak outs, where is "x", have you seen my "y," I am scared, blah blah, wah wah, yadda yadda, etcetera, ad naseum [dismissive wave] and go straight to introductions and pleasantries.

Hey, space people. I'm Batgirl. The real deal, even — see, I come fully equipped with Batarangs, witty retorts, and everything. Yeah, yeah, I've snooped through the network. Done a little detecting, as they say. I've heard rumors of comics and fourthwalls; don't worry. If I'm fictional where you're from, then I will be available for autographs upon request. The one thing I ask of you is pretty please: no spoilers. I happen to like surprises.

Anyway, I also like coffee and waffles, especially in delicious conjunction, rooftop tag, crime fighting, and, of course, justice.

I'm sure you've seen my spooky boss-man's pseudo-vandalism, but I figured I should put the word out in my own way: call me, beep me, if you want to text me; that's a-okay. I'll be there whenever you need me, as cheesy as that sounds. It's part of the super-gig. You can ask questions and/or heckle now, I guess. Do whatever floats your boat. I'll be here aaaaaaall week.

Comments

video;

[lawyer]

You know, it's very hard to know what's a spoiler when you don't tell us what issue you're from.

video.

[shoyu]

... Batgirl. [ a curious little headtilt. ] Would it be rude to ask if that's just a moniker, or any reflection of your actual abilities?

[ this is a serious question okay ]

video;

[fraud]

I'm not sure what to think of this.

[ he is just sayin' okay. fucking fourth walls hurt him every time he comes close. ]

voice;

[justamobster]

Just one question, doll.

Why bats?

video;

[sangfroid]

[ nervous child with no knowledge of Batgirl looking nervous ]

Umm... can I ask you a question, Signorina Batgirl? If, um, if your "spooky boss-man" is a vandal, do you bring him to justice too?

permatext;

[webline]

you weren't kidding on the retorts.

[buttmad]

[Even in space...]

Not to sound rude or... dismissive of the way you fight the good fight, but is this really gonna be a thing? The whole... costumed superhero thing. 'Cause I'm just... really not seeing it.

voice;

[learnedtosmile]

[Mildly:]

I hope this isn't the start of a trend.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[R u serious]

You provide quite the contrast to your "boss-man."

[king]

[ all right, well nobody else is asking the hard-hitting questions, so that leaves arthur to step up to the plate. ]

Is it normal in your land, for young women to be allowed to risk their lives in the apprehension of lawbreakers?

[ the word he actually wants rather than "land" is "world", but parallel universes and all that junk are still kinda confusing for him. as is the concept of the suffragette movement. ]