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[executiveassistant]

[When she clicks on the device, she at least doesn't look all too bothered or off-guard. In fact, she looks perfectly in control of the situation. But talking on the phone is kind of a prerequisite for secretaries, so maybe that's not so surprising.]

I like the iPhone. Very classy, very sci-fi.

[That was clearly a necessary comment because how she feels about this new phone is very important, take notes, all of you viewers at home--]

But yikes, space, huh? 'For I have lost us him on a dangerous sea'--I'd quote Star Trek but I'm sure someone has beaten me to that one, so I won't. You can thank me later.

[She arches an eyebrow, eyes flicking to the ceiling temporarily.]

Hello, fellow space-kidnappees. I'm Donna, and I've heard rumors that this is an addendum to my job now, so if a certain Mike Ross or Harvey Specter have caused you any emotional trauma, please let me know.

[A slightly faux, very amused grin.]

Thanks!

[She'd better get a raise for this--

But she does have something of greater use to make this for though honestly she's curious about Yoga Club but hey. Later. Business first.]

I'd also like to inquire into the various departments here, if anyone would like to enlighten me. I've heard rumor of security, agriculture, science...But I don't know much more than that. Yet. Give a lady a hand?

[She would appreciate information so much, you don't even know. She might even want to help once she knows a bit more and because wow Edgeworth is such an earnest puppy, she's legitimately curious.

But the tilt of her head is entirely thoughtful and more than a little amused.]

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[video]

[bibliophilism]

Hello again, Miss Donna! [Michelle is waving. A lot. Like an overeager teenager.] It's been a while.

[She sees your quote. She sees what you did there.]

Are you also a bibliophile?

[video]

[executiveassistant]

[oh the people who recognize Shakespeare on this ship A+++]

Was Othello your first clue?

[Honestly, she's amused.]

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[logicunlocked]

[ Heyy sexy lady. He likes that sass. Too many people have been posting with their srs fais on. When the video snaps on he's wearing his winningest grin. ]

You can come check out the flight deck. You look like someone who appreciates a nice engine.

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[executiveassistant]

[Oh she aims to please, but really now.]

I'm not sure if that's intended to be innuendo or not; certainly wouldn't be the first time.

[oh her life is magical.

But really, enlighten her, because she's curious and amused.]

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[fraud]

I don't... cause people emotional trauma.

[ no you're just a giant tool ]

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[leaps]

[ sulu is trying so hard to...emulate what he was. what no longer comes naturally. but even so, he falls a little short of the joking tone he'd wanted. ]

Yes you do.

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[executiveassistant]

[lmao mike you're such a puppy.]

I'm keeping this video so you can see my judging face.

Pretty sure I recall you telling me how much emotional trauma you had caused first thing when I arrived.

Right after Harvey's sex life.

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Dear Ms. Paulsen, please keep being everything he loves in a new arrival on the ship and everything he loves in a human being. xoxo*, Miles Edgeworth

*xoxo translates to "with deep and abiding respect"]

I suspect you'll have something of a multitude stepping forth to advocate for their own departments.

[voice]

[executiveassistant]

[oh don't worry, edgeworth, she never plans to stop being flawless.]

Good! The more information the better. Not knowing things just rips this huge hole in my soul.

[Her tone's pretty flippant though, so she sounds mostly amused.]

[rebelled]

[wait wait wait. forget the rest of that transmission-]

You're from the same world as Mike? [:D] Are you going to play with us too?

[executiveassistant]

[...what.]

I make it policy to not sign up for games until I know all of the rules. That sounds more than a little illicit.

[majestyofthethrone]

I think Mike is a little stressed.

I didn't know we were supposed to be worrying about Harvey.

[executiveassistant]

["a little stressed". oh that's cute.]

Oh, well, I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise. Forget I said anything.

[Harvey is a life ruiner, okay.]

"A little stressed", huh?

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[lawyer]

I haven't caused people any emotional trauma.

[he hasn't, honest. chapel doesn't count. neither does mike.]

( not here )

[tarheel]

[ excuse you, that emotional trauma is completely valid tyvm ]

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[executiveassistant]

[GASP]

Then you've been slacking. You've been here a month and no emotional trauma whatsoever?

[video] CAL I'M SORRY

[biffail]

If being space-kidnapped means being kidnapped with a lady like you, I think I'm gonna like being space-kidnapped.

[He grins, and winks.]

It's gonna be a real out-of-this-world ride.

[Auste will go cry in a corner now.]

[video] LMFAO NEVER APOLOGIZE

[executiveassistant]

[.............headtilt.]

Did you practice that line in the mirror once you realized you were in space?

[also you're wearing an orange coat, bro]

[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

Mr. Butz, inappropriate. You will speak to her with respect.

[jilt]

I'm sure you'll have people clamoring for your presence. Competant people are hard to find aboard this ship.

[ casually insults everyone yolo. ]

[executiveassistant]

[oh yes she likes you already.]

Seems that way, so you're not wrong. Takes one to know one?

[have an amused smile.]

It beats radio silence and creepy static, though.

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[cargojet]

The sign up sheet covers most of the departments; less so anything civilian. What do you want to know?

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[executiveassistant]

I've been referred, you could say, and enticed by the fact that when we're not fearing for our lives, it's supposedly not all that interesting in space. Who would've thought.

[but yeah she's just considering a job.]

I suppose you could say I specialize in keeping things organized, so I'm looking to learn more about what we've got going here.

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[undercovergirl]

[ Annie smiles genially. Gosh, Donna, she already likes you. ]

I think the main departments are operations, security, and sciences, but there are a lot of sub-departments within them.

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[executiveassistant]

[ohhh she likes you too already. Competent ladies unite please.]

Why thank you. You seem to know your way around pretty well, and this is the first straight answer I've gotten.

Do you work in one?

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[blasphemous]

You know the baby deer that's offering to teach chess? [She'll leave out the part about the chess being taught to an angel. And that she's a demon.]

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[executiveassistant]

[alskfnl baby deer. So amused.]

Offering to teach chess sounds like a new low for Mike, but yeah, sure.

Are you expecting him to grow antlers, or is the baby deer name referencing something else?

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[mathematically]

[ Question of the ages: can she be you when she grows up, Donna? ]

Any emotional trauma?

[ Mike, don't say a word. ]

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[executiveassistant]

[yes. yes you can. come to her bosom.]

Any emotional trauma.

That sounds like a story you're itching to tell, though.

[voice]

[doggedly]

I've a department for you, miss.

[juuuuust maybe a hint of something approaching innuendo in this tone here.]

[video]

[executiveassistant]

[oh yes she's sensing that hint of innuendo and is offering a bit of a smile in return.]

Oh yes? I'm listening.

[Impress her.]