[003: Video]

[fuckinghysterical]

[When the video feed starts up, Laughing Beauty looks to the camera nervously, still unsure if making this kind of request was the best to do publicly. But what choice did she have? LB knew she couldn't do this herself.]

Hey, uh -- heheheh -- hi.

[Yes, this was already getting off to a smooth start. LB gives the camera an awkward smile, before continuing.]

There's a lot of people here who can fix things... right? So, if anyone had any spare time, I was wondering if they wanted to try to fix-- [She swivels her communicator around, in a blur, until it focuses on a broken down, unoccupied Octopus Suit. With it occasionally sparking and one of it's tentacles broken apart, it's certainly seen better days, to say the least.]

I, uh... [The camera focuses on her face, deep in thought as she tries to think of a convincing lie as to how her suit got broken in the first place. After a while, however, she glances away from the camera.] Ah, fuck it, I broke it in a fight. But it's okay! Heehee! I... don't think I'll have to worry about that person anymore.

[Which is her roundabout way of saying that she hadn't seen Zer0, since after the fight, and she was pretty sure she killed him (even if that wasn't actually the case). It was a little sad, because he seemed like someone she could be friends with, but it seemed that wasn't the case. Regardless, she's not admitting to anything.

As she scratches her head and generally looks uncomfortable, it might be easy to tell that she's possibly hiding something.]

A-anyway, I'm not sure what I can offer anyone in return, but I guess we can discuss that later.

[After that, she had intended to turn her communicator off, but there was another burning question on her mind, lately. For this inquiry, she hesitates even longer, before finally spitting it out.]

Also... does anyone know if the masks give you any power or benefits? Hahaha? For a while, I had a bad feeling about them, but lately? I've been wondering if maybe I've been thinking of things in the wrong way.

[LB positions her deceptively cute mask next to her face, mimicking the expression with a smile.]

Besides, I'm no stranger to wearing things that are unsettling.

But - ah - that's all, I guess. Eeheeheeheehee... thanks in advance.


[[I've got it planned out for Peter Parker to fix the suit, but people are still welcome to inquire about it!]]

Comments

[tyrians]

T-ERRIBUBBL-----E!!!
38D
theyre just like
gill lemme tell you
my world was hella lame and peaceful like nomoby would fight for NOFIN
it fuckin sucked bulge
so when you get into a game that requires you to be some hot shit and take down every fuckin shorty that comes your way
growin up where i did you betta bereef that we were done for
anemoneways i aint serket so im not even gonna botter with splainin sgrub to you
its long and conchplicated and BORIN

[fuckinghysterical]

[So many weird terms here, but LB was pretty sure she got the gist of it.]

i dont know.

a world where you dont have to fight does sound pretty nice.

but it seems like in every world you have to fight.

kill everyone who comes at you before they kill you instead.

but at least youre out of that shithole of a game now right?

although a lot of weird shit happens here too i guess so its hard to say.

[tyrians]

thats not how it was on beforus it was like
we gotta take care of each otter instead
gotta make sure we watchin the weak and that they aint dyin and stuff
it was fuckin slavery or some shit
glubbin SUCK-ED
so glad i bounced
yea well the only reason im outta that shithole is because im dead and our session failed
not that im conchplainin since it was
sactly what i wanted to happen
dyin that is
all part of my plan
38)

[fuckinghysterical]

i guess the idea is nice in theory but in the end it doesnt save anyone. :c

everyone has to learn to fight for their life at some point.

but you wanted to die?

i mean i think i understand where youre coming from but still.

[tyrians]

no the idea was horibubble
the empress pre much banished violence so that wasnt even shorepposed to be a fin
UG)(
w/e nomoby cares aboat that shit
yea course i did
it was either that or let myshell get erased and rewritten and basically not be as prawnsome as i am rn
so im dead rn
a ghost
spook
etc
not only me but my fronds too

[fuckinghysterical]

sometimes i wonder if id be better off if i could start all over.

i guess in your case maybe i understand.

but ghosts exist too????

so can you possess people and things like that???

i guess i could understand the usefulness of being dead if thats the case.

[tyrians]

didnt reely stop everyfin else from getting erased tho
and i sorta did except its not me now its an au me
like i said its CONC)(PLICAT-ED but lets just say that the otter me
is a super sexy and cooooool tyrant so
38)
wut
possessin people da fuck
nah man im p sure i cant do anemone of that shit
i just got some ballin spook eyes like all of the otters
should only be able to exist in the dream bubbles i guess but im here and im still dead so

[fuckinghysterical]

so the entire world got erased?

thats too bad. :c

but i guess as long as youre the one in power thats kind of cool.

the other you anyway.

ive never heard of dream bubbles but if this place was just a place for dead people to gather

id rather not think about that.

spook eyes sounds swag though.

[tyrians]

nah not world
think entire UNIV-ERS-E
big scale yo
yeah she totes just rocks that alt universe of her shes so prawnsome
38)
why you gotta thing against dead shit or what gill

[fuckinghysterical]

holy shit.

i mean that sucks for everyone else but to be able to cause an event that large?

even i can admit thats pretty impressive.

nothing against them i swear!!!

its just that i dont want to wind up dead.

im pretty sure i wouldnt come back with swag eyes.

[tyrians]

course not you aint playin the game dyin aint that bad
course i WANT-ED to die and ive like died a buncha times alreedy so

[fuckinghysterical]

i guess if i was in your game i wouldnt mind dying at least.

but youre not like

being controlled by someone else are you?

i had a unitmate once that could control the dead somehow. [Yes, because a person totally knows when they're being mind controlled.]

[tyrians]

da fuck
nah gill i aint bein conchtrolled
id puncture a motherglubber who tried to do any sorta mind shit to me
dont know nomoby who can do that anemoneways

[fuckinghysterical]

haha thats the way to do it.

you kill whoever threatens you. c:

but i guess youre lucky that no one you know can do that.

but its pretty awesome when theyre on your side.

[tyrians]

some of the trolls on the hemospectrum got psychic powers like fuckin captor
crazy motherglubber
and serket too but aint none i know that got zombie undead control
course theyre on my side
imma fuckin g

[fuckinghysterical]

a g? as in girl?

do trolls really revere women or what?

[tyrians]

da fuck
nah gill
g like in GANGSTA

[fuckinghysterical]

oh!

i guess that makes sense since the other older you is some koind of gangster ruler. [She actually typoed "koind", but just decided to leave it there because it accidentally followed the fish pun theme.]

actually i think gangsters here are pretty cool really.