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Laughing Beauty "LB" | Laughing Octopus ([personal profile] fuckinghysterical) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-11-20 12:07 pm

[003: Video]

[When the video feed starts up, Laughing Beauty looks to the camera nervously, still unsure if making this kind of request was the best to do publicly. But what choice did she have? LB knew she couldn't do this herself.]

Hey, uh -- heheheh -- hi.

[Yes, this was already getting off to a smooth start. LB gives the camera an awkward smile, before continuing.]

There's a lot of people here who can fix things... right? So, if anyone had any spare time, I was wondering if they wanted to try to fix-- [She swivels her communicator around, in a blur, until it focuses on a broken down, unoccupied Octopus Suit. With it occasionally sparking and one of it's tentacles broken apart, it's certainly seen better days, to say the least.]

I, uh... [The camera focuses on her face, deep in thought as she tries to think of a convincing lie as to how her suit got broken in the first place. After a while, however, she glances away from the camera.] Ah, fuck it, I broke it in a fight. But it's okay! Heehee! I... don't think I'll have to worry about that person anymore.

[Which is her roundabout way of saying that she hadn't seen Zer0, since after the fight, and she was pretty sure she killed him (even if that wasn't actually the case). It was a little sad, because he seemed like someone she could be friends with, but it seemed that wasn't the case. Regardless, she's not admitting to anything.

As she scratches her head and generally looks uncomfortable, it might be easy to tell that she's possibly hiding something.]


A-anyway, I'm not sure what I can offer anyone in return, but I guess we can discuss that later.

[After that, she had intended to turn her communicator off, but there was another burning question on her mind, lately. For this inquiry, she hesitates even longer, before finally spitting it out.]

Also... does anyone know if the masks give you any power or benefits? Hahaha? For a while, I had a bad feeling about them, but lately? I've been wondering if maybe I've been thinking of things in the wrong way.

[LB positions her deceptively cute mask next to her face, mimicking the expression with a smile.]

Besides, I'm no stranger to wearing things that are unsettling.

But - ah - that's all, I guess. Eeheeheeheehee... thanks in advance.


[[I've got it planned out for Peter Parker to fix the suit, but people are still welcome to inquire about it!]]

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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds inefficient.

[It's still a difficult thing for him to wrap his mind around, all these supposed alternate universes, and half the time he's not sure he believes everything everyone is saying. Most of him still thinks the Normandy is a short jump away and all of this is some kind of terrible goddamn joke. The suit is unfamiliar, but now that she's explained what it does, it's not exactly cutting edge tech.]

Depends what you're after. We've got tactical cloaks like your camo there. Don't think the shapes of the weapons have changed much, just what's inside.

[Pause as he switches on the feed. He's holding Jessie out so the girl can get a good look at it.]

M-8 Avenger. Not exactly high end where I come from, but dependable as hell.
Edited 2012-11-21 00:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-22 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Zaeed can't help but smirk a little. Anyone who admires Jessie is good in his books.]

Beauty, isn't she? Her name's Jessie. Bloodthirsty thing. Thought she'd given up the ghost ages ago, but I got her fixed up for one last battle. Then I ended up here.

[The gun is ancient-looking by his standards, but then she's said she's from 2014. Not that he believes that much.] Yeah, never seen a gun like that in my time, but dependable's all you need. What kind of work did you do?

[She might be a little young to be doing wetworks, but he started young, too. And he's not so stupid as to underestimate her just because she looks like a kid to him..]
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-24 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[A crooked grin.] Yeah, you could say that.

Sounds like you stayed busy. Shouldn't wonder, with a suit like that.

[He shrugs offhandedly.] I'm a merc, same as you. Freelance, though. Not much call for PMCs out in the Terminus Systems. Work better on my own.

[No need to mention founding the Blue Suns. The sting of it has faded with Vido's death, but it's not something he likes to spread around, anyway.]
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-24 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
[And there's a story he wants to hear, but something about her smile discourages him from asking. Guess at least a little of that laugh might be for show.]

Can't say there's any Citadel presence at all. [Right, a century and a half in the past. He changes tack:] It's the edge of civilized space. More frontier worlds than anything. Lawless and goddamn brutal, but a man keeps his wits about him, he can stay out of sight for as long as he likes. Made a name for myself as a bounty hunter out there.
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-24 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[A grunt.] Why would it? Still full of goddamn people.

[Still, there are the beginnings of a slow smile on his face, and he relaxes noticeably as he talks. This kid speaks his language.] 'Sright. You gotta know when to lie low. Not that I was ever really fond of the low profile approach myself.

Hunted down all kinds. Serial killers to delinquents. Whoever was stupid enough to piss off people who could afford my services. Not overly bothered about the particulars.
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-27 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He returns the smirk.] Not a patient man by nature. Can't deny the odd job's worth the wait, though.

[And there's something weird about the way she phrases that. Something that makes him think she's not talking about credits. He tilts his head a little, fixing her with his good eye.]

Yeah? What'd they promise you?
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-28 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Zaeed's uncharacteristically quiet for a moment after that. It's tough to admit it, but her answer's blindsided him. Not a lot of wannabe mercs her age would admit to that kind of thing. It's all bravado and stupid deaths from that lot, mostly.

Guess she's not much of a wannabe. And the laugh--well. He's not sure how it fits into the whole equation, but it's good to know it does, somehow.]


Peace of mind's a rare thing in our line of work. [The smirk's gone now.] Hell of an employer to promise that. You sure they can follow through on the deal?
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-29 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[So she's not a merc by choice. Zaeed has to frown a little at that. Not at her, though. He hesitates for a moment, wondering if he should ask what she means, before he decides against it. It sounds personal. He can respect that. Besides, he doesn't even know the kid.]

Where I come from, a PMC's main export is bullets, not peace of mind. I'd like to see the job that could net you something like that. Hard to imagine.
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-11-29 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Being scared and told to fight anyway by a bunch of liars. Being good at it. Doesn't that just ring a goddamn bell. Pragia was almost a year ago, but Zaeed's not the kind of man who forgets easily.]

Not that strange. Might've heard something like that before. Reminds me of someone I used to work with.
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[personal profile] idkmybffjessie 2012-12-04 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't say. We all went our separate ways after the mission was over.

[He'll have to ask Vega, the next time he sees the man. A man on Shepard's crew might have some news of the old squad.]

Sorry. Doesn't make for much of a story.