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Laughing Beauty "LB" | Laughing Octopus ([personal profile] fuckinghysterical) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-11-20 12:07 pm

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[When the video feed starts up, Laughing Beauty looks to the camera nervously, still unsure if making this kind of request was the best to do publicly. But what choice did she have? LB knew she couldn't do this herself.]

Hey, uh -- heheheh -- hi.

[Yes, this was already getting off to a smooth start. LB gives the camera an awkward smile, before continuing.]

There's a lot of people here who can fix things... right? So, if anyone had any spare time, I was wondering if they wanted to try to fix-- [She swivels her communicator around, in a blur, until it focuses on a broken down, unoccupied Octopus Suit. With it occasionally sparking and one of it's tentacles broken apart, it's certainly seen better days, to say the least.]

I, uh... [The camera focuses on her face, deep in thought as she tries to think of a convincing lie as to how her suit got broken in the first place. After a while, however, she glances away from the camera.] Ah, fuck it, I broke it in a fight. But it's okay! Heehee! I... don't think I'll have to worry about that person anymore.

[Which is her roundabout way of saying that she hadn't seen Zer0, since after the fight, and she was pretty sure she killed him (even if that wasn't actually the case). It was a little sad, because he seemed like someone she could be friends with, but it seemed that wasn't the case. Regardless, she's not admitting to anything.

As she scratches her head and generally looks uncomfortable, it might be easy to tell that she's possibly hiding something.]


A-anyway, I'm not sure what I can offer anyone in return, but I guess we can discuss that later.

[After that, she had intended to turn her communicator off, but there was another burning question on her mind, lately. For this inquiry, she hesitates even longer, before finally spitting it out.]

Also... does anyone know if the masks give you any power or benefits? Hahaha? For a while, I had a bad feeling about them, but lately? I've been wondering if maybe I've been thinking of things in the wrong way.

[LB positions her deceptively cute mask next to her face, mimicking the expression with a smile.]

Besides, I'm no stranger to wearing things that are unsettling.

But - ah - that's all, I guess. Eeheeheeheehee... thanks in advance.


[[I've got it planned out for Peter Parker to fix the suit, but people are still welcome to inquire about it!]]

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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-20 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
LB it is, good to meetcha.

Name's Mordecai. As for bein' a vault hunter, well. I guess I shouldn't say we're all that good, 'cause there's always new kids comin' in to try and make a name for themselves, and dyin' left and right. But me and Lilith and Zer0 and a few others actually know what we're doing. These aliens, the Eridians, lived a long time ago, and on a buncha planets they sealed up these huge monsters for some reason. We still don't know why these things are out there in the universe in the first place, but the prisons the Eridians made, we call Vaults. Lotta times, there's other good stuff hidden away in there as well. So we go around, tracking these things down, find ways into 'em, then kill whatever alien freak is lurking inside. For profit.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-21 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Treasure hunters, bounty hunters, mercenaries for hire... It all comes with the job. [He grins.] That, plus we've spent a lotta time defending some of the towns on Pandora, which is the planet we all met on. So throw in a dash of celebrity on toppa everything else.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-21 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, well. Some people'd disagree. But when you're in that kinda business, you'll always make a few enemies.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-21 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, well, not what I'd call it. Lotta guns, lotta cash, from less-fortunate explorers that get eaten by stuff we've killed. But in the case of the vaults themselves, it's been a little different from what we expected. First one gave us jack shit, or so we thought, but it turned out the aftereffects took a while to show up. Uh, an' explaining all that'd take ages, though I can do that if you're really that interested.

Second vault, though, that one gave us a map from the Eridians to other vaults around the universe. Ends up they went everywhere, locking things up. So now the question is how many can we get to before we get too old? [He laughs, shaking his head.] I'll prob'ly be doing this 'til it kills me, but at least it's more exciting than anything else I could be doing.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-21 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the payoff is huge, since a lotta the guns we get I don't want, but they sell real well to gun dealers. An'... I dunno, I kinda like the thought that I'm making the universe better, I guess. Eridians locked away these monster things a long time ago. Maybe they couldn't get rid of 'em for good for some reason, but we can. Better than waiting for them to find a way out so they can kill everyone.

The challenge is the main thing, though. I'm sure you know about the thrill you get from killing a challenging opponent. The skill that's involved, an' all that. There's nothing like it. [He smiles, though he is seriously disappointed at the lack of opportunities for such a thing here, and it's audible in his voice. Going around killing shipmates for fun wouldn't exactly be taken well by most everyone.]
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-21 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, that part's not really the main goal, like I said. Just a nice warm fuzzy feeling to go along with the cash and adrenaline. It's too big a task for someone to do within a single lifetime, so it's not like I'm out there tryin' to clear the whole universe up, just a few parts at a time. The regular people in town, though, it makes 'em appreciate what we're doing. I don't see anything wrong with that.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-21 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, if there wasn't something I'd get in return, I'd be doin' something else. I got into it for the money and the guns and that part's been well worth the effort.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-21 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm tellin' ya, I'm not trying to save humanity, it's just a side-effect. [He grins, though. He'll take recognition for something that impressive-sounding, sure, why not.]

I come across pretty much everything you can imagine. I keep the sniper rifles and revolvers for myself, though. The good ones, anyway. There's a lotta shit out there.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-22 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there's alien weapons, and there's weapons the gun companies make using that technology now that we have the means to do it, but I've never really run across one I wanted to keep. The Eridian stuff is pretty powerful, but it fires slow. I'm a big fan of tech guns, though, which probably qualify for the kinda thing you're thinking of, but those are normal, in the time I'm from. Fire exploding bullets, or bullets that also electrocute when they hit, stuff like that.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-22 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't think there's been a real war on Artemis in a while, unless you count the gangs, but every planet's got those. Pandora, though, that place is where I was before I got here. And it's pretty rough. No law, just a bunch of mega-corporations all with their own private armies fighting with each other for control of the place, an' with their imported slave labor now just a bunch of psychotic inbred bandits that shoot anyone on sight... Yeah, it's a hell of a place. If you can survive there, you can live anywhere. Been there five years now.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-23 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wouldn't be appealing to most people, no. But it means there's a lotta money being thrown around by the big players an' it's not real hard to get in on it if you live long enough and know where to point your gun. Still, I'm ready for somethin' else. Can't stand bein' in one place for too long.
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[personal profile] idkmybffbloodwing 2012-11-23 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's for damn sure. Thanks, I guess.