[OF COURSE YOU ARE. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM THAT HIS LIFE DOESN'T SUCK IN EVERY POSSIBLE UNIVERSE. Obviously.]

You work with Captain America. [That is both INTENSE JEALOUSY and also skepticism.] And I'm thirty- [WAY TOO LONG A PAUSE THAT SAYS YOU WERE PRETTY MUCH RIGHT] five, thank you. I've got more than a decent amount of years to get back on top.

[Long-suffering dramatic sigh and then- HOLD UP.] Wait. Wait. Waitwaitwait. Back up for a second. Did you say team? Did he and Rhodes start their own iron boy band?

[WHAT HAPPENED WHILE HE WAS IN PRISON...]