stimulations: (virtual | could twist)
josias st. john ([personal profile] stimulations) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-11-16 10:32 pm

005 :: VIDEO

[It starts out as an insistent ping sent out to everyone's communication devices. Like a pop-up advert that just won't quit, interrupting and annoying. First accessed, the screen shows nothing but rolling code, streaming too quickly to be read. Then, suddenly, it cuts to a solid blue screen - then green, then yellow, then, lingering for a good five seconds, red.

Another sudden cut, but this time to a still image of a low, internal pond. A staircase follows, then a woman, then a tiger. The last remains still for a moment, then begins to move, the tiger turning its head to look towards the screen, then moves forward, padding closer and closer until the fur of its chest blacks the camera out.

Nothing, for two seconds, and then music begins to play, no accompanying image. Mangled and broken for a moment, but then it slowly comes together, playing through for at least a minute before it fades into silence.

The 'message' ends, with no further explanation, and all device functions return to normal.]


[Around ten minutes later, Josias posts a video onto the network. He looks a little bemused, but pleased - but the most noticeable part, probably, is the cable coming from behind his left ear, running down and off camera.]

Apologies for that interruption earlier. Just running a test - and as is the way with tests, there were a few errors. One of which was accessing the entire network when I meant for it to be contained, apparently. [He looks more amused about it than embarrassed or apologetic, though he's trying to keep it tamped down.] Anyway, nothing malicious or related to disembodied smiles, don't worry.

[He almost looks like he's about to simply tip his head slightly and then cut the feed, but then reconsiders.]

Though I suppose while I'm speaking I should follow the example of the other departments, and mention that Agriculture are always looking for staff. We work in the Oxygen Gardens, maintaining the plants and harvesting the fruit and vegetables. It's an important role, considering the gardens provide us with air to breathe, but also one very easy to pick up, if you feel you have no applicable skills elsewhere. [A smile.] Or if you simply like working with your hands.

Inquire within if interested, so on and so forth.
sweetmotherofgod: (football season is over)

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[personal profile] sweetmotherofgod 2012-11-16 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
My dad loved Eddie Cochrane.

[ so very amused. ]

Hell of a way to get people's attention. We should have put you on this a lot sooner.
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[personal profile] tg 2012-11-17 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
youre doing it wrong
youre supposed to tell me im gonna die in seven days
sweetmotherofgod: (so Heather gets the front page)

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[personal profile] sweetmotherofgod 2012-11-17 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if it works, I don't care if it was on purpose or not. Anyway, the point stands. Shouldn't have taken us this long to figure out the cute one with people skills should be the one asking for help.

[she points to her own ear, head tilted in curiosity.}

What's this?
passe: (Default)

voice;

[personal profile] passe 2012-11-17 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ The weird tests are about on par with what Hal expects of technology, frankly - things that don't make sense - but the music gets his attention. ]

Where did you find that?

[ Realizes that's extremely vague a second later, so- ] The music.
sugarbear: (Shoots guns)

[not here and not even IC but I couldn't help myself]

[personal profile] sugarbear 2012-11-17 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] tg 2012-11-17 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
goddammit why is everything that comes out of my mouth so fucking esoteric to everyone
what year are you from
also whered you get the video editing software
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great minds think alike. :|b

[personal profile] tg 2012-11-17 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
sweetmotherofgod: (Default)

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[personal profile] sweetmotherofgod 2012-11-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Josie, you tease.]

Oh, come on. To what?
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[personal profile] tg 2012-11-17 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
dude that was a rhetorical question
wait not that you wouldve known that let me explain
i know my number says im an 012 but ive been here before
youd think that with so many cultures represented id eventually hit someone familiar with mine
ill just have to live with being the dude no one gets until he starts talking about dicks
then suddenly were all on the same page
unless dickless aliens are involved then were back to this dave wtf are you talking about routine
fuck there was a point to this but i dont remember what it was
anyway

whatd you use
i bet you didnt animate all that shit by hand
cause if you did
wow awesome
but you probably didnt
so youll have to wow me with your actual tricks of the trade
Edited (apologies, removed a just because it was too redundant for my taste. orz) 2012-11-17 03:00 (UTC)
growling: (Default)

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[personal profile] growling 2012-11-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
If you just invoked Samara on this ship I will murder you in your sleep.
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[personal profile] tg 2012-11-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
not if she gets to me first man
youll have to beat her to it
can you murder me in my sleep faster than she can boogieman outta my communicator
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[personal profile] growling 2012-11-17 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I think my vendetta will be satisfied just fine if she gets to you first.

But hang on, if she comes out of the comms does that means she'll be really tiny?
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1/2.

[personal profile] tg 2012-11-17 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
wow way to throw a guy under the bus
if i get horror movied by a thumbelina sized dead girl i swear
i will grow a posthumous vengeance boner for you the size of this ship
and you will rue the day i invoked samara so help me dog
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2/2.

[personal profile] tg 2012-11-17 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
*dawg
sweetmotherofgod: (real life sucks losers dry)

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[personal profile] sweetmotherofgod 2012-11-17 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[penny in the air]

Why would...

[and drop]

Oh. Oh. Was that what the test was? Because that's kind of intense.

[if she looks a little freaked out by that it's because she is. but also sort of fascinated.]
handelaar: (um no)

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[personal profile] handelaar 2012-11-17 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Runnin' a test.

To the entire damn ship. Jesus-



[Going. To have. A stroke.]

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