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[unheroic]

so like. before we get another round of creepy ominous messages from darth vader over there i gotta ask --

what do you guys think :) looks like?

because i'm honestly picturing like pacman through a depressive episode and we're the little dots.

PS. does anyone have aa batteries?

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[yardbird]

Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's not human.



Also haven't seen any batteries around. Will keep an eye out if no dice.

[unheroic]

How not 'human' ? Cause like, that's a wide range. Emoticons could be some vengeful spirit.

No rush man. I just need it for my gameboy.

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[thenormalsquint]

And that's your biggest worry during all of this?

[unheroic]

i like knowing what goes bump in the night.

[nobrakes]

it looks like a turkey.

[unheroic]

see now this is my sallow attempt at standing up from my reputation as turkey guy.

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[jurisimpudent]

I am guessing that "it" looks like a person behind a computer console.

[unheroic]

dude, you know how bad that sounds. we're all shitting our pants in fear and it's just some nerd getting their jollies on playing jigsaw?

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[tumbleweeds]

pacman through a depressive episode?

and why do you need batteries?

did your vibrator die?

[ sorry/not sorry ]

SO ENCRYPTED IT HURTS

[unheroic]

so before we progress in this conversation did other me have a disco stick?

[raffish]

like a creepy old man beating off to schoolgirls idk who the fuck cares

[unheroic]

dude, if we are the schools girls in this scenario i wanna know what our paedophiles look like. i think we deserve to know.

[forlifeloveandcheese]

I'm guessing big. And evil.

[unheroic]

Dude evil comes in many forms. Now I'm just thinking of a crazy bear with a sword or something. Like maybe smiley is the swordbear.

[jilt]

What a ridiculous topic of conversation, discussing a disembodied entity.

[unheroic]

You think it's disembodied? like ethereal or like ... headless.

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[sweetmotherofgod]

and we're the little dots.

You know, that's the cutest piece of incredibly depressing imagery I've come across in a long time. Way nicer than my mental image of an angry kid behind a keyboard covered in Dorito dust.

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[rickon]

what is dorito

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[psychometry]

[ WAIT, WHAT. ]

There is somebody on board who calls themselves 'Darth'?

[unheroic]

[ oh look. you must be a larper. so kane will play along. ]

His name is Darth Moran.

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[ringbearer]

What is Pacman?

[unheroic]

It's the G-Rated hungry version of the Ghost Busters.

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[tigers]

Like a great bastard with thinning hair and an affinity for craning his neck when there's no reason to.

[ Yes, he has genuinely considered this as an option. ]

Probably does equations for funsies too.

What the deuce is a 'darth vader'?

VOICE

[unheroic]

[ yeah instead of a intelligent reply, you just get gross exaggerated heavy breathing. ]

LOOOOOOKE. I AM YOUR FATHERRRR.

[ sorry dude, you brought this on. ]

[puppydogeyes]

Don't give a shit.
As long as he's got teeth.

[unheroic]

You think Smiley gets dental in the Tranquility?

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[andyouwill]

I picture an entity appearing as a middle-aged Caucasian human man dressed with questionable taste in Chinese Mandarin garb. Cultural appropriation being a minor consideration in comparison with actual physical appropriation of us all, of course.

sdkasjdksajdas lmfao

[unheroic]

Yeah. Man that sounds intense. What else do you think Smiley looks like?

[the_vishual]

The End. It looks like the End.

[unheroic]

Okay, so give me some spoilers. What's the end look like?

[theyalldieforme]

I have potatoes. That's the best I can do for you.

[unheroic]

I would not be against the concept of a potato battery. know how to do that science-y shit?

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[sugarbear]

Congratulations. You just made my shit list.

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[unheroic]

Wait. what. how. what did i do. if jaye's told you anything it's a lie.

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[andblockbuster]

DUDE. Dude. The calls are coming from inside the house and I don't mean Smiley. We have actual Star Wars people here and there's a crazy guy determined to protect the fourth wall at any cost like some kind of Gatekeeper, and when he goes Rambo on our collective nerd butts, his phasers will not be set on stun.

[That

was a lot of pop culture references for one comment.]

Just... Game over, man.

[He had one left.]

We are so screwed.

VOICE

[unheroic]

Dude. Okay. This is a very important question. I know they could be after us and whatever, but like you think their lockers have lightsabers in them? because - think about it. if they were really from starwars. I think you and I could benefit from weaponry upgrades.

Did we get Yoda yet?

[ squint. ]

Who is this dude?

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[unparental]

Kind of picturing a Dick Cheney sort of thing, honestly.

[unheroic]

[ okay totally interrupting the dick cheney talk for something really important. ]

Art thou Jenna wielder of the processed cheese?

[dwellsonthe]

pac...man?

[unheroic]

Pacman. Like think of a giant yellow sphere that eats dots like a chubby kid in a buffet.

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[executiveassistant]

I can't tell if that's a hilarious or sad image.

I'm not prepared to live life as a pacman dot.

[unheroic]

you can be a cherry if your some kind of pretty.