zoosmell: (pic#2006282)
if i had to pick a dude ([personal profile] zoosmell) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion 2012-01-19 04:39 am (UTC)

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HUMAN NAME: palmer joss!!! i spell my name with exclamation marks.
COUNTRY NAME / REPRESENTATIVE: fuckasslandia!
LANGUAGE(S): farts.
DO YOU HAVE A DICK OR TITS: that is very impolite!
WHAT YEAR IS IT: 2051 AG
ARE YOU A COMMUNIST: no!
IF NOT, WHAT TYPE IS YOUR GOVERNMENT: we watch movies all day. and everybody else does, too.
DO YOU SPELL WORDS WITH A "U" IN THEM FOR NO REASON (exp: colour, harbour): we spell our words however we want! But mostly with a lot of F's, like in PFFFFT PFFFT PFFFFFFT. i have just insulted you in my language!
TEA OR COFFEE: we like all drinks that are bad for your teeth.
ARE YOU IN HEAVY DEBT: we are filthy rich and often roll around in our own money.
DOES MR. AMERICA CURRENTLY OWE YOU ANYTHING: a thousand million gazillion dollars, and maybe a boonbuck.
ARE YOU NEUTRAL OR PREFER NEUTRALITY ACCORDING TO YOUR HISTORY: we hate everybody.
CAN HE BE YOUR FRIEND: ok.

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