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[mayatama]

— Okay, so how do I do this again? I just press these buttons and then something should happen!

[ Unfortunately, the feed has already turned on, sorry, Tranquility. But there will be one spirit medium on the screen, one who has completely failed at using technology. Someone obviously needs to teach her how to use technology.

Even though it might be too late for that. ]

Oh! Hey, Tranquility! This is an important public announcement. Or, well, it would be if I knew the best place to find burgers is.

Anyway, does anyone know who or what cooks the best burgers? Because the stuff I've been eating lately are kind of boring and dull compared to the usual burger joint...

Okay, so now, how do I even turn this thing off aga—

[ And just as she is in the middle of saying "again", she manages to click the feed off, even though it wasn't exactly a perfect feed to begin with. ]

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[voice]

[jurisimpudent]

[Yes...Guess who has precisely no idea who you are?]

Madam, the supply you've been consuming is the supply we have. I fear there is no other option.

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[mayatama]

[ Is the answer none of the above? Because it's obvious that alien amnesia doesn't exist. Except for the fact that Larry proved that to be wrong. ]

Really? Oh, boo. And I thought that maybe someone could just find buns and meat and cook up a mean burger!

[ And even though Maya does recognize Edgeworth's voice immediately, she's wary. If only because of what happened to Larry. ]

[ voice ]

[jurisimpudent]

[Edgeworth, though, sounds perfectly cordial.]

Unfortunately, no. You'll want to be cautious, however. We do have a cow on-board, but it's purely a dairy cow, and its owner has a tendency to be very defensive of it. I should not wish for you to bear the brunt of her suspicion.

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[mayatama]

Well, I would never kill a cow! In fact, I wouldn't even kill a fly. You can even ask Nick if you want proof, he can testify to that.

[ Shoving her problems onto Phoenix, that's the way to go. Of course, she's only teasing. For the most part, anyway. ]

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[jurisimpudent]

"Nick"?

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[mayatama]

Yeah, Nick! You know, the one and only ace attorney: Phoenix Wright!

[ It's not like it's a problem or anything to tell him the name of a friend a very good lawyer that she knows. ]

[ voice ]

[jurisimpudent]

[Aaand suddenly all the politeness is gone from his voice.]

Right. And how do you know Phoenix Wright?

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[mayatama]

[ And she thought you were cool when you were polite, Edgeworth. Too bad it can never last. ]

Well, he defended me during a case, actually.

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[jurisimpudent]

[The scowl is audible.]

A case of what sort?

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[biffail]

I haven't found any burger joints, Maya. Sorry 'bout that.

...But I could try to cook up some Samurai Dogs with what we've got on this thing.

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[mayatama]

[ Maya frowns, clearly disappointed. She wanted to have a burger so bad! ]

That's okay, Larry. But Samurai Dogs would be awesome too, you know!

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[biffail]

I know! Too bad Missile ate all my stock that time. I probably should've gotten the recipe so I could make more.

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[mayatama]

Well, Missile was just being... well, a dog!

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[biffail]

A really hungry dog! He's a police dog, couldn't he have been trained to not eat hot dogs?

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[mayatama]

I guess he hasn't completed his full training just yet...

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[biffail]

Obviously! I hope they train him real well.

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[whippings]

[ Oh, Maya. This, weirdly enough, cheers Franziska up slightly... although she decides that the other woman really has no taste in food. ]

Did you find your burgers yet, Maya Fey?

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[mayatama]

[ Hey.

It was either burgers or ramen, and burgers are her top priority. ]

Apparently they don't have any burgers here.

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[whippings]

Oh. That's too bad. What will you eat now?

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[mayatama]

Well, Larry said he'll be able to whip up some awesome Samurai Dogs!

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[whippings]

[ ... what. ]

He's found some here aboard this ship?

[ That sounds... unlikely. ]

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[mayatama]

Well, he said he had the ingredients to make them.

[ Though honestly, Maya can't put it past Larry to make a silly mistake such as that. ]

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[whippings]

Just where did he acquire those?

[ Because if you want her professional opinion, Maya, those don't sound like things you should eat. ]

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[mayatama]

I dunno. You'll have to ask him.

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[whippings]

You didn't think to ask him? Hmph. It seems that I will indeed have to do so myself.