Nah, I am regrettably one of two Starks who don't get to have a direwolf. I asked for one a few jumps back, but apparently no one wants to let me have one. Despite the status.

[ No, really, he's lying about being a "Stark" Stark but can't he have one too? :( ]

At most I may accidentally create a small explosion that I can control one hundred percent. [ The longest pause ever. ] I'm not dumb enough to have huge explosions in a confined space. Or even to really want them.