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listen up kiddos got one important thing to ask
the sheer amount of importance will blow your mind so make sure youre sitting down
seatbelt on and everything and dont miss the chair either
youll be shit out of luck if you miss so get it right the first time
once youre done marveling of whatever i could be asking for ill just get it out
does anyone know where a guy can get his hands on a shitty sword
any sword is fine though
shitty is a preference
and for a bonus ill even go as to show you a magic trick
also one other thing
[and the function switches to video, to which you will be seeing someone chances you may already know. except for the fact he has a neck full of feather ruff and two orange wings folded behind him.]
Just so everyone has the lowdown I may look like someone familiar and long story short I'm him and he's me, I got four months ahead though so yeah future self and shenanigans all in one. So you don't find yourself confused and disorientated on space drugs he's red Dave, alpha Dave, just Dave. Number one coolkid. I'm orange Dave, Dave with the bird parts, but you can just call me Davesprite.
Just putting it out there so you don't go and say shit like I didn't tell you so.
the sheer amount of importance will blow your mind so make sure youre sitting down
seatbelt on and everything and dont miss the chair either
youll be shit out of luck if you miss so get it right the first time
once youre done marveling of whatever i could be asking for ill just get it out
does anyone know where a guy can get his hands on a shitty sword
any sword is fine though
shitty is a preference
and for a bonus ill even go as to show you a magic trick
also one other thing
[and the function switches to video, to which you will be seeing someone chances you may already know. except for the fact he has a neck full of feather ruff and two orange wings folded behind him.]
Just so everyone has the lowdown I may look like someone familiar and long story short I'm him and he's me, I got four months ahead though so yeah future self and shenanigans all in one. So you don't find yourself confused and disorientated on space drugs he's red Dave, alpha Dave, just Dave. Number one coolkid. I'm orange Dave, Dave with the bird parts, but you can just call me Davesprite.
Just putting it out there so you don't go and say shit like I didn't tell you so.
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dON'T WORRY, cHIRPDAVE,
i HAVE TURNED THE PAIN-FLAME, dOWN, sO TO SPEAK,
bECAUSE,
wE JUST GOT HERE,
i THOUGHT i'D GIVE YOU A LITTLE TIME,
tO SETTLE IN, bEFORE SENDING YOU TO THE BURN WARD AGAIN,
bESIDES,
i THINK YOU ARE GREAT!
aND i THOUGHT THAT i SHOULD JUST EXPRESS THAT FACT TO YOU AS WELL,
sINCE OTHER dAVES HAVE BEEN INFORMED,
oF THE GENERAL ESTEEMS AND ADMIRATIONS i HOLD FOR ALL THINGS dAVE,
aND i THINK IT IS IMPORTANT, tHAT WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE,
aBOUT THIS,
}:)
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hahahahaha
hahaha
yeah because of your sick fires or whatever
not worried of that happening any time soon or at all
if you wanted my autograph you could have just said so
except not handing any at this time
try again later
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nOW i AM CONFUSED,
aS TO WHETHER YOU FIND ME FUNNY OR NOT,
uH, i SUSPECT PROBABLY NOT,
yOU WERE, i THINK, lAUGHING IRONICALLY,
iN YOUR COOL WAY,
wAIT,
dOES THAT MEAN i ACTUALLY GOT TO YOU WITH THE CHIRP THING?
dAVE, aRE YOU FEELING, pERHAPS, a LITTLE INSECURE?
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no im completely chill and collected
insecure is not a thing strider has
just doesnt exist in our vocabulary and structure
a shot and a miss
but hey a guess is a guess
anyways what do you want
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i WILL TOTALLY BELIEVE YOU!
bECAUSE i REALLY DID JUST WANT TO SAY HI,
aND MARVEL AT MY LUCK,
aT SO MANY STRIDERS BEING AROUND,
tHAT'S IT!
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well
ok
i guess