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[bostrumite]

[oh, look. it's this asshole again. this is probably going to be A Regular Thing.

(sorry, tranquility.)]

Okay, so I'm assuming the new people here have noticed the lift system, right? Problem is, the lifts are color-coded, but not labeled, which is kind of an issue in a place without maps.

… actually, someone offered to go label all the lifts last time this got posted, but in the meantime I'm just going to assume he didn't finish yet and post this again anyway.

⚫ light blue: passenger quarters
⚫ bright green: more passenger quarters
⚫ dark green: medbay
⚫ orange: engineering
⚫ red: I don't know, but you should ask 001 » 005 about it.
⚫ fuchsia (aka the purple-pink one): oxygen garden
⚫ pink: somewhere near engineering (it's probably going to tell you "insufficient clearance")
⚫ purple: shuttle bay (apparently none of them really fly any more)

⚫ white: creepy formerly-broken lift leading to creepier door. the door doesn't go anywhere, but someone wrote HELLO :) on it.

⚫ blue: insufficient clearance.
⚫ goldenrod (?): no.
⚫ dark blue: you should really be noticing a theme by this point.

I don't want to give you a pointless safety lecture, since I'm pretty sure everyone's going exploring regardless, but we haven't had anyone call the network in a panic 'cause they've gotten lost yet. Try not to be the first.

… and if anybody finds a new lift, let us know. There might be another needlessly creepy anonymous message on it.