First sight [text]

[godseer]

No sooner do I finish one interstellar voyage than I find myself the unwitting participant of a second one.
I hope, for all our sakes, that its ending is not quite as explosive as my first.
I have my misgivings about this ship, but sudden and catastrophic destruction is not one of them.
That would be too easy.

To the part-time residents of the two universes I've intimately familiarized myself with, hello again.
To everyone else, greetings. My name is Rose Lalonde.
I look forward to the new acquaintanceships, brotherhoods, and nemeses of the coming days here. I get the feeling that we're going to need them.
I have no intention of blindly submitting to the whims of whomever is in charge here. I shall proudly wear citrus as my hue of choice when it suits me. Noir doesn't feel especially appropriate given recent events.

Comments

[godseer]

A strong feeling of insuperiority.
Dave is the only one of us on the ship who hasn't reached the God Tier yet.
And even when he eventually does, he is given a hoodie that is more than vaguely shaped like the puppet probiscuoi he dreads so much.
Those constantly broken swords can't help his self-esteem, either.

[peanutblooder]

oKAY,
tHERE ARE PARTS OF THAT WHICH i DO NOT UNDERSTAND,
eVEN A LITTLE,
bUT, i GUESS, iF CREATING IMAGERY,
oF A SPECIFICALLY INSULTING MANNER TO, uH, hUMAN SYMBOLIC UNDERSTANDINGS,
tHAT COULD REALLY WEAR A GUY DOWN!
i MEAN, uHHH, tHIS IS GOOD MATERIAL,
tHAT i CAN CERTAINLY USE TO CAUSE FURTHER BURN DAMAGE,
tO DELICATE COOL KID PSYCHES,
aND STUFF,
pLEASE CONTINUE,
yOU SEEM TO HAVE MANY INSIGHTS,

[godseer]

Look at it this way. Images of protruding appendages are taken in our culture in much the same way medium-sized liquid receptacles are taken in yours. Pepper your rap battles with frequent references to them, and you should have him reeling in no time.

[peanutblooder]

,,,
tHIS HAS TO DO WITH CROTCH-DACHSNUDS, aND BONE BULGES,
dOESN'T IT?

[godseer]

You're very perceptive. You'd make a good Seer, if you weren't already an Heir.

[peanutblooder]

wOW, rOSE, tHAT IS A PRETTY BIG COMPLIMENT!
tHANK YOU, wOW,

[godseer]

You're welcome. All you need to do now is gather as much information as possible, and then some, and gain the power to see through certain opaque prophetic surfaces. Think you can do that?