a very important question. Video.

[birdhousesoul]

If a rabbit could talk, what do you think he might sound like? It's a boy rabbit. A nice one, but not too nice. Tolerant but fair.

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[jurisimpudent]

...What?

[voice, fine, okay]

[birdhousesoul]

Not like that. Try pitching it half an octave higher.

[handelaar]

[ANDERS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN he's immediately grabbing for his cigarettes.]





You gotta be shittin' me.

[birdhousesoul]

Why would I be ... shitting you?

[He gets the figure of speech. The word exists in Ferelden. He just doesn't get why it would be such an improbable thing to call for rabbit voice suggestions.]

We didn't reach any conclusive conclusions on our own. What's the harm in consulting our friends and neighbors, hm?

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[mutelunatic]

doesn't matter.

all right he will text for you

[birdhousesoul]

why not?

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[dwellsonthe]

[Somehow this is not what he expected to hear when he turned on his communicator.]

Soft spoken, maybe.

[video omg is that really ...]

[birdhousesoul]

Perhaps. The bunny himself is quite soft. Say, what's that on your head?

[Surely not cat ears??]

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[dirtyword]

Bugs Bunny.

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[hostage]

What this guy said.

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[shoyu]

Eh -- perhaps soft, a little lilting? Gentle.

[ pause. ]

-- is there a reason for this question?

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[birdhousesoul]

He does seem gentle, except when he's got a barky twig. He can peel bark off a twig like a mabari shreds flesh off a bone. Maker, those little teeth are fierce.

I have good reasons for almost everything I do, I promise.

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[kindlings]

[ A long, long, long pause.

And then: ]


Rabbit's tasty, roasted o'er a cookfire.

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[birdhousesoul]

[Anders, too, has eaten rabbit. It's not uncommon fare in Ferelden. He can't exactly take umbrage, and yet it seems callous and cold to speak of Lodewijk that way.]

I wouldn't advise eating this particular rabbit. He's got protective friends. To be on the safe side, you might not want to try cooking any of the animals you find on this ship. They're likelier someone's pet, you know.

If we got hungry enough, we might not balk at eating worse than pets. But let's not hope it comes to that. Let's assume that there's no need to cook innocent, beautiful, fuzzy little creatures.

[alittlesideways]

I doubt it'd have much to say, no matter what it sounds like. All they think about is eating and fucking. [Tommy Burgess: RABBIT EXPERT.]

[birdhousesoul]

You've got first-hand knowledge of that mindset, have you?

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[throwsdown]

[... Bunnies. Rabbits. Takeshi approves of the topic.]

That's hard to say, 'cuz you didn't say how old he is!

Is he a grown-up bunny rabbit?

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[birdhousesoul]

That's a good point. I never thought to ask, I'll admit. He's a sort of rabbit we don't have back home. Shall I ask his human whether he's a full-grown rabbit?

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[tailcrook]

[Considering one rabbit he knows - ]

Kind... but sleepy.

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[birdhousesoul]

Hmm. Why sleepy? I do think they sleep a fair amount, but not more than a cat, surely?

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[walksonrooftops]

Are you talking about Lowdywick?

[He will never stop butchering that name never]

I never imagined rabbits having voices.

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[birdhousesoul]

Yes! Lowdywick, that's it. Called him Ludwig and nearly got my head torn off for it.

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[forlifeloveandcheese]

[ Here is Alistair's hand. Here is Alistair's hand trying to imitate a rabbit, two fingers up, imaginary fuzzy ears wiggling. ]

[ A really high, girly voice: ]

I am Ser Bunny Wabbit. Feed me carrots dipped in cheese!

[ Says the 30-year old King of Ferelden. ]

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[birdhousesoul]

... Your Highness, that is exactly what I imagine a rabbit might sound like.

[And he's not even lying. Anders really would make the rabbit sound just like that, if it were Anders doing the voice.]

Only why would he want cheese?

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[upheld]

[ ... ]

For what reason would a rabbit need to talk?

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[birdhousesoul]

To share his point of view! And to provide crucial information about the gardens. Important for everyone, the oxygen garden, but especially important if you're a rabbit.

[bruxisms]

Rabbits can do no such thing.

[ It was as simple as that. ]

[birdhousesoul]

They could. We're in the Void. All manner of strange things could turn up. Can you prove a negative?

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[championhawke]

Mmf?

At least I imagine so.

[Yeah, he's laughing.]

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[birdhousesoul]

Why would a rabbit say mmf?

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[theredchampion]

Do you find some rabbits to be particularly unfair?

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[birdhousesoul]

It's not outside the realm of possibility for a rabbit to be unfair, surely. Unjust. Petty. Like any other person, yes?