Oh, come on, you've got to give him some sort of title. To make sure everyone knows how important he is.

[Anders used to have a cat named Ser Pounce-a-lot. This is not headcanon, it is fact.]

Because he is. He's the heart and soul of our operation. The public face of the Oxygen Gardens. With ... a little girl's voice, I think? Are there any little girls running about the ship who haven't been killed or eaten by some shambling horror?