[voice]

[sammyskeleton]

Just a brief request:

To those of you who have pets, especially canines, would you please let me know if they enjoy chewing on bones?

Just making sure I know which ones to avoid at all earthly costs.

[pause.]

Also, I think we should ask around and find the most capable tailor aboard this ship. Seems like you could make a bit of a killing when it comes to making a nice suit or two. Just throwing that one out there.

Bonus points, if you could manage to fit an abnormally slim frame. I've only met one man to do it, and I'd like to see someone outdo him, in case he ever shows up and decides to try and mock me for only wearing one suit this entire time.

Comments

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[raffish]

Do you know any dogs that don't like chewing on bones?

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[sammyskeleton]

Some dogs are partial to rubber ones, maybe? [wishful thinking, look, he doesn't deal with dogs usually, leave him alone.]

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[raffish]

Only sissy dogs like that better; all dogs love a good bone. [ A pause. There's a joke in there, but, heh, too easy. ] Anyway, what are you worried about? Are you some kind of bone collector?

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[sammyskeleton]

You could say that.