That's awful! [ wah wah as she's answering texts during this conversation, she manages to turn on her video. it's like Blaire Witch style right now. mostly the ceiling, and the walls, then the turkey, then Wichita's face from a very unflattering angle- you get the drill. ]
Yeah? I mean, yeah! But if it's right on my heels I'm gonna keep running. And then I'm gonna blame you for my imminent death. By turkey. God. [ BREATHES ] Okay, okay. We need a plan. What's the plan? [ sliding that way when the turkey steps even closer ] Plan, plan, plan, plan, plan!
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Yeah? I mean, yeah! But if it's right on my heels I'm gonna keep running. And then I'm gonna blame you for my imminent death. By turkey. God. [ BREATHES ] Okay, okay. We need a plan. What's the plan? [ sliding that way when the turkey steps even closer ] Plan, plan, plan, plan, plan!