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[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[cons]

OH PLEASE

[cons]

TRANQUILIZER IS THE BEST OPTION THERE

I WONDER IF MEDBAY HAS ANYTHING

text;

[cons]

i'm hiding in a friend's room for now

waiting

[cons]

I GUESS......

DON'T GET KILLED OKAY I'D FEEL PRETTY BAD

[learnedtosmile]

Don't worry, my tetanus shot is up-to-date.

[cons]

[ you are a TRUE bro, tommy ]

JOHN SHOULD BE UP HERE ANY MINUTE I THINK

[cons]

You can count on it. Thanks, Jon.

[bloodplay]

I can guarantee you I've seen worse. But good, that's good. Just keep doing what you're doing until someone gets there, and I won't make any cranberry sauce jokes. Deal?

[bottlearum]

An' you made it angry? [He waves a hand.] Er--Angrier.

[/amuse]

WE ALL KNOW I HAVE A COURIER HABIT

[unheroic]

I can try. Ask Jaye. She has a zoo. She's like the ship's resident farmer.

I WELCOME ALL THE THREADJACKING /PRESSES FACE AGAINST

[unheroic]

I bet I could make it sexy. You're taste is just way too refined.

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, my standards have a minimum level of "decent".

[unheroic]

It's totally decent. How is that not decent? [ r u d e. ]

[thenormalsquint]

You called sex with a woman poultry. Just sit and think about that for a moment.

[unheroic]

I'd be lying if I said, I haven't said worse.

It's a euphemism. It's like a clever sensor, something you say when the kids are around.

[thenormalsquint]

So the kids could pick it up and start sounding like miniature frat boys?

[cons]

No! [ but she's laughing ] I didn't do anything at all, cross my heart. I was only trying to get into my room.

[cons]

Deal. You're a true friend, dude. Although I wouldn't care much if this thing ended up being our dinner, not at this point. Have you ever had a staring contest with a turkey?

[bloodplay]

We don't really get them in my neck of the woods. Didn't. Either way. Armadillos, though, I've got covered.

[unheroic]

It's better than like, buttering someone's muffin. Turkey's are way classier.

[sebasher]

Then I suggest you stop typing and take some action.

[cons]

I'M NOT GOING TO KILL IT THOUGH I ALREADY SAID THAT

[sebasher]

Is it because you're not as good of a shot as you believe yourself to be?

[cons]

Hah! God, that's weird you say that cause I actually spent enough time in Arkansas to have some experience with armadillos too. Though if we end up getting attacked by space armadillos in the near future, that's all on you.

[cons]

OH NO THAT ISN'T GOING TO WORK. IF I SURVIVE THIS, WE ARE GONNA HAVE TARGET PRACTICE SOMETIME, ON SOMETHING THAT ISN'T SOMEBODY'S PET, AND THEN YOU'LL SEE FOR YOURSELF WHAT KINDA SHOT I HAVE. SIR.