cons: (☢ υgн wнy r υ dυмв)
wιcнιтa, ĸanѕaѕ ([personal profile] cons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-16 03:21 am

TEXT ;

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS





[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]
alittlesideways: (listening)

[personal profile] alittlesideways 2012-09-16 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone coming to take care of it? I could try chasing it away for you. [Because he thinks you're a cool person. He'll put his life on the line against a turkey for you.]
constructum: (smugly sweet)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-17 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ lol omg a lasso. john, that is so damn cute ]

With what?
learnedtosmile: (018)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-17 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Some climbing rope.

[What? He's like MacGuyver, okay?]
wolfinthesnow: (Jon - contain your amusement)

Re: voice;

[personal profile] wolfinthesnow 2012-09-17 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Shame. It would be a good hunt for one of the wolves.

[He may be laughing at you. A little.]
constructum: (smile)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-17 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ I'm not sure a lasso makes him MacGuyver. BUT if it makes him feel good, whatever, knock yourself out. ]

and you're actually up there with the lasso, talking to the turkey?
learnedtosmile: (003)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-17 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
If you enjoy that mental image, go for it.
bottlearum: (fake smile)

Video

[personal profile] bottlearum 2012-09-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay. He's trying not to be amused, really he is.]

Monster turkey vulture?

[WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN LOOK LIKE?]
wolfinthesnow: (Jon - oh theon)

voice;

[personal profile] wolfinthesnow 2012-09-17 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
It did not hurt you, I hope.
vindicating: (pic#4063252)

text;

[personal profile] vindicating 2012-09-17 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
a turkey vulture?
sebasher: (I believe in Sensation.)

[personal profile] sebasher 2012-09-17 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
You may, but I assure you, you haven't got my shot. And given how dangerous turkeys are? [Okay, okay, he can't keep the laugh in anymore.] You may not stand a chance.
wolfinthesnow: (Jon - winter is coming)

[personal profile] wolfinthesnow 2012-09-17 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Please be assured they are quite stupid.
thenormalsquint: (❥ something in the way she looks at me)

[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2012-09-17 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Somebody has to have a tranquilizer on this ship. Or be really great with birds. The poultry whisperer.
constructum: (look)

[personal profile] constructum 2012-09-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
You sure you want that in my head, John?
Because it's oddly amusing.
wolfinthesnow: (Jon - pleasant thoughts)

[personal profile] wolfinthesnow 2012-09-17 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
The next time you see it, call me, and I will send Ghost.
vindicating: (pic#4063214)

text;

[personal profile] vindicating 2012-09-17 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
[...if this wasn't text, he'd be laughing a bit at that]

just a regular one then. so what happened, did you get away or end up shooting it?
learnedtosmile: (003)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-17 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
I am actually out here trying to wrangle this turkey

Can't I find it funny, too?
learnedtosmile: (018)

[personal profile] learnedtosmile 2012-09-17 07:48 am (UTC)(link)
I doubt I could stop you

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