TEXT ;

[cons]

WHY IS THERE A MONSTER TURKEY VULTURE TRYING TO ATTACK ME FOR GOING INTO MY OWN ROOM HOLY SHIT NO SOMEBODY PLEASE COME CLAIM THEIR HIDEOUS PET BEFORE I SHOOT IT

THANKS




[ ooc: she's in talk-to-text mode. or... text to talk.. whatever. she's yelling at her communicator and it's translating it to text, right. ]

Comments

[alittlesideways]

Anyone coming to take care of it? I could try chasing it away for you. [Because he thinks you're a cool person. He'll put his life on the line against a turkey for you.]

[constructum]

[ lol omg a lasso. john, that is so damn cute ]

With what?

[learnedtosmile]

Some climbing rope.

[What? He's like MacGuyver, okay?]

Re: voice;

[wolfinthesnow]

Shame. It would be a good hunt for one of the wolves.

[He may be laughing at you. A little.]

[constructum]

[ I'm not sure a lasso makes him MacGuyver. BUT if it makes him feel good, whatever, knock yourself out. ]

and you're actually up there with the lasso, talking to the turkey?

[learnedtosmile]

If you enjoy that mental image, go for it.

Video

[bottlearum]

[Okay. He's trying not to be amused, really he is.]

Monster turkey vulture?

[WHAT WOULD THAT EVEN LOOK LIKE?]

voice;

[cons]

[ normally, normally she would pretend to be completely offended by the laugh ( even a little laugh ), but she's not... sure she's ever actually heard Jon sound like that. you know, with that kinda lift in his voice. so she'll allow it. ]

Normall I'd say "have at it", but it probably belongs to somebody, so that'd be rude. Maybe if it's still terrorizing the halls in about... thirty minutes, you can bring Ghost up.

voice;

[wolfinthesnow]

It did not hurt you, I hope.

text;

[vindicating]

a turkey vulture?

[cons]

[ SHE SEES THAT SMIRK. again, in Simon's room by now, so she'll sit on camera. she look frazzled, ]

Monster was a little bit of an exaggeration. But it's big! It's a big turkey. Angry, too.

text;

[cons]

minus the vulture part, now that I'm thinking about it and have a second to but not-freaking-out.

[cons]

Not technically. I mean, I might have turkey-themed nightmares for the next few nights... [ she's grinning now too though, kinda laughing, kinda shaking her head in that why me way. ] Nah, I'm kidding. I'm fine now. [ BUT HE'S SWEET FOR ASKING ]

[cons]

I'VE GOT A FINE SHOT OF MY OWN BY THE WAY I DON'T NEED YOU TO SHOOT IT FOR ME. SO.

[cons]

I TRIED TO WALK INTO MY ROOM. LIKE THAT'S IT I SWEAR. IT'S ALL TERRITORIAL AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY.

[sebasher]

You may, but I assure you, you haven't got my shot. And given how dangerous turkeys are? [Okay, okay, he can't keep the laugh in anymore.] You may not stand a chance.

[wolfinthesnow]

Please be assured they are quite stupid.

[thenormalsquint]

Somebody has to have a tranquilizer on this ship. Or be really great with birds. The poultry whisperer.

[cons]

ONE THAT WOULD DEFEND MY HONOR EVEN IN THE FACE OF A RABID TURKEY

AS OPPOSED TO CALLING IT FUNNY

[constructum]

You sure you want that in my head, John?
Because it's oddly amusing.

[cons]

It might be stupid, but it sure was focused on standing its ground. Right in front of my door. [ SIIIIGH ]

[wolfinthesnow]

The next time you see it, call me, and I will send Ghost.

text;

[vindicating]

[...if this wasn't text, he'd be laughing a bit at that]

just a regular one then. so what happened, did you get away or end up shooting it?

[learnedtosmile]

I am actually out here trying to wrangle this turkey

Can't I find it funny, too?

[learnedtosmile]

I doubt I could stop you