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Nathan Petrelli ([personal profile] cargojet) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-09-05 03:16 am

005 - Video - PSA No.4

Hello Tranquility. I'm sure you didn't miss me so let's get right to the point just like usual.

A little while back people were talking about group meals. I don't know about the rest of you, but the mystery meat lucky dip in the kitchens is getting pretty rough. I skip meals, and I know I'm not the only one. Most importantly, we got kids on board and I want to make sure at the very least they're getting two meals a day, and if we get more kids this jump I want to establish whether or not we've got a full time guardian on board who can look out for them if they're alone. Hell, it's beginning to look like we should set up a school. It'd work out better than having kids just wandering around the place. If that about fits your job description give me a shout, see what we can do.

Back on the topic of dinner: I know a lot of people haven't got anything to offer someone if they make the mess their job, but if we can get some volunteers in, I'm sure the people on board who can will find a way to show their gratitude. We need this now, not in six months time when we're all coming down sick from not eating properly, so if you got the skill, don't think you gotta bother asking for permission or go showing your hand, just muck in when and where you can. Some of you already do, but if we can get something more formal going, I know that I and a lot of others are gonna be dead grateful.

Which brings me to the Jump. If you haven't got anyone in your own circle to keep track of you, speak to Miles Edgeworth. Sitting out the Jump is not optional. You go to the Jump bay on time, or you get turned into a splodge of space-slime, and it ain't pretty.

After the Jump, for those of you who didn't notice last time, a lot of basic things happen. Some people go around making sure their own groups are in one piece, others are in it only for themselves. If you're feeling great and you're not gonna be of any use, get the hell out so we know what we got to work with without things getting too congested. People from security usually volunteer to help newcomers and protect people from anyone who takes their arrival on board badly, but you should know it's a pretty thankless, sometimes dangerous job.

For anyone who comes in injured, or anyone disoriented after the Jump, there's a med team and a group of volunteers stationed down there. You'd be surprised how much a cup of coffee helps people get their sea legs. If someone looks lost, answer their questions, but be understanding--try and remember what it was like you for you.

Let's make this Jump smooth, and for once leave nobody behind.
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ns...fw?

[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
cmon check out my credentials
i already know the basics
step 1 pick up chalk
step 2 apply chalk to wall
step 3 no matter what dont make the dicks blue
also check it


[ Attached is the following lovely photo. ]


now hes camouflaged
by god im a genius
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Eeeexcellent. My job here is done.

[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
what
how
he looks so happy
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[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
daisy mcdickins
you??
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[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-05 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
goddammit now i feel obligated to stop being facetious

dave strider
and to clarify
the one without tang colored wings
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[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-08 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
no prob dude
i will not hold my grudge boner against you
or anywhere in your proverbial proximity
im sure other me wont either
but yeah theres two of me
which means two times the chance youll run into me one day
better be prepared bro
insufferableprick: (like you always knew id do)

[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
oh hey i happen to fly

[ And for all that he is a sarcastic, insufferable prick, that much is true. ]

but ok you can recognize me by the fact im fourteen
and i wear more red than a girl on the rag
which are qualifiers that cant be attributed to most everyone on the ship
does that work??
insufferableprick: (and if i read between the lines)

1/2!

[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-09 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ D'awww, Nathan, you have sparked genuine feelings of 'hey, I can relate!' in this super jaded idiot teenager. Kudos. ]

oh SWEET
i want to see a middle aged dude flying around a spaceship
that would make my LIFE you have no idea
do you also move faster than the eye can see and stop time
cause i can do those things too
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2/...3, actually.

[personal profile] insufferableprick 2012-09-09 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
and ill have you know i attract all the ladies
before i got stuck out here like a dude on no-ladies-your-age-island
i had a girl on each arm hanging on for dear life
like we were out in space and i was an emergency respirator
oh wait one was my sister and the other was an alien