So, uhm—

( by now rory's acquainted with the idea of using these things to talk to others, even talk to complete strangers, but using it to talk to everyone at once? he feels strangely self conscious. )

Hello… ( also, what is he supposed to say? the frown deepens. he should have planned this out better. maybe made a script. a beat and he hazards on. ) Okay, this is Rory… I mean, hello, my name is Rory; Rory Williams, and as it's starting to look like I really am going to be here for more than a day or two, which, might I add, is a bit weird, since usually it's about a day and a half on the outside depending on where the TARDIS has ended up… and, right, rambling. Sorry!

( he takes a breath! ) My name's Rory… I'm… from England, 2012 AD, I'm also a nurse if that's… ever going to turn up useful, sort of hope no, probably yes. But I am one. ( beat. should he say something else? what should he say? why does no one else find this as intensely awkward as he does??? he forges ahead, somehow managing not to repeat his name again and finishing strong with— )

It's nice to meet you? Oh, and if you need… anything, or something, right, okay, thanks. ( … now comes ten seconds of silence before he finds the off button. )