[attempted but obviously failed lock away from Murphy, because how does Anne technology?]

[The last time Anne appeared on the network, she was more or less a blubbering mess. Now, she has her composure back, and she's as unflappable as ever as she gives the camera a slightly intimidating stare. It isn't even intentional. It's just the way she looks.]

I hate to use the network to resort to begging, but I need some cooking tips, if you have them. Whatever you can tell me is fine. There's someone I want to cook for, but as of right now... it'd probably do more harm than good.

[After her last fiasco, it's clear she needs all the help she can get.]

I just need to get to a point where I won't kill anyone with whatever I end up with. I'm not looking to become the next iron chef.