Has anyone seen Claire Folly around? [And he sounds more concerned than he wanted to. Gonna bring it down a notch or two to vaguely interested...there.] She's brunette, in her twenties, about...170 cm tall...her number is 143, I believe.

[Pause. Oh, right.] And would anyone care for a scone? I find that I'm not exactly eager to try eating mysterious baked goods which appear in my locker without warning.


[Belated private voice (unless you really want to hack into it, in which case go for it, bro) to John Watson, theblogger, because he finds that he's really curious.]

Does your friend try to poison you often?