[ a sigh, and the skin-on-skin sound of a hand being rubbed over a face. ]

What they don't tell you in that little story is when they say paradise, they're not talking about Heaven. The whole live a good life and then when you die it's harps and cloud racing forever. They mean paradise on earth.

God taking away people's immortality so they don't go nuts and torture each other forever sounds like she's being kind. God straigth up killing everyone who doesn't fit just so her followers can party the way they wanna party? Count me out.