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[dashhole]

[The comm flips on to this gorgeous hunk of manhood. There's no introduction, no preamble, he just opens up with:]

Yo, do any of you people know your way around a set of clippers? I need a trim pretty bad.

And I want a pack of playin' cards. I'll trade you somethin' for 'em.

[That's it! Peace out, Tranquility. Have a cheeky salute as he signs off.]

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[sebasher]

What are you willing to trade?

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[dashhole]

what do u want?

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[sebasher]

I asked you first, but I'm in the market for a rifle or something similar.

Not an entirely fair trade, but as I said, chum, I did ask you first.

[not here]

[the_vishual]

[ Staring at this text. Really, Scout? Really? Type properly oh god. ]

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[hostage]

You can't do it yourself?

[dashhole]

Can't get the back of my head.

[hostage]

[Noob. Whatever, he's glad to just have a normal conversation.]

I can do it.

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[godofthemachine]

Perhaps I might have one of the two. Tell me what you have to offer.

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[dashhole]

canned food
pocket knife
white jacket
brown jacket
a lead pipe no wait somebody's lawn chair i dunno
some shirts??




cow zapper?

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[watashinonamaewa]

It's possible that I'm capable of the haircut.

The 'card' things, I can't help you with...

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[dashhole]

[OH HEY he recognizes you. Your voice at least.]

Card things? You've never seen a pack of playin' cards?

[voice]

[falsehoods]

Is this where your priorities lie?

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[dashhole]

Yup.

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[chaineddog]

Why not just use a knife?

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[dashhole]

Yeah, no WAY am I doin' that again. [Stitches are no fun, boys and girls.]

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[dishonourabledischarge]

I won't give them up, but I do have a pack of cards I'd be willing to play a few games with.

Some of us have been discussing setting up a bit of a club for the card players among us. Would that be something you'd be interested in?

Col. S. Moran

[Because unlike his annoying younger brother alternate self, he's polite enough to sign his name to it, rather than just the assigned number from the ship.]

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[dashhole]

sounds better than sitting around scratching my ass. sure i'm in.

i'm scout. forgot to mention that.

[jilt]

I think I could manage to give you a bit of a trim if you wish.

[dashhole]

[Well, that's going to be taken care of already, but hey. Pretty girl...]

Yeah, maybe later on...

[allucinator]

Got cigarettes? I know me way round a pair o' scissors pretty well-- I mean, I been cuttin' my hair for about ten years and ain't no girl ever complained, so.

[dashhole]

Nah, I don't smoke. Lot of the rest of the team does--if they were here, I'd just bum some.

Hair's taken care of...what about cards?

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[amethysts]

You wicked suck, you know that?

[FONDLY.]

lol, video | HI LIBS.

[dashhole]

Fuck did I do now?

[voice] I'm so late but fuk da police this is a thing that i want

[testgasm]

Haven't seen any playing cards around here. Haven't--

Let me know if you do find some, actually. Don't know how to play, always thought it'd be fun to learn, you know? Pass the time. Do you play? I mean, obviously if you're asking for a deck of cards, you know how to play. Silly of me to ask, sorry.

Here, I'll rephrase. What sorts of card games do you play? Better question. A little more specific, that.

video | hahaha awesome, yes.

[dashhole]

[WOW GUY YOU TALK TOO MUCH- pot, kettle; kettle, pot.]

...There's a guy out there who wants to trade a rifle for a pack. I dunno if you're interested. Or if you have a rifle.

Poker and blackjack with the guys, mostly, sometimes gin. Sometimes Klondike.

Why, you interested?