[ Auto-Responder is surprised that Jake still hasn't caught on to him. Or perhaps he isn't because Jake appears to be having a conniption in all of his excitement. Which is exactly why AR wants him to calm the hell down.
It's very telling when Jake misses three "It seems" statements, one MS Word office assistant reference, and one BS statement -percent chances +request for confirmation.
It seems that Jake's level of excitement is too great to overcome. ]
Your caps lock picket sign protest unquestionably demonstrates the extent to which your man mounds need appeasing. I'll walk you through the perfected technique of petting those uptight suckers right back down a la massage treatment, So sit your tight-trousered ass down and take some deep and deliberate breaths. Using your fingers, draw careful circles on the aureola to gently tease the indignation out of those hot little dials. I can catch you up on things once you've gotten those babies all relaxed and settled. And for the record, of course somebody is reading the conversation that we're currently having. These texts are the furthest that they can be from private.
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It's very telling when Jake misses three "It seems" statements, one MS Word office assistant reference, and one BS statement -percent chances +request for confirmation.
It seems that Jake's level of excitement is too great to overcome. ]
Your caps lock picket sign protest unquestionably demonstrates the extent to which your man mounds need appeasing.
I'll walk you through the perfected technique of petting those uptight suckers right back down a la massage treatment,
So sit your tight-trousered ass down and take some deep and deliberate breaths.
Using your fingers, draw careful circles on the aureola to gently tease the indignation out of those hot little dials.
I can catch you up on things once you've gotten those babies all relaxed and settled.
And for the record, of course somebody is reading the conversation that we're currently having.
These texts are the furthest that they can be from private.