bottlearum: (Finger point)
Jack Sparrow ([personal profile] bottlearum) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-06-10 10:18 pm

003 [Video]

Right.

[Good day, good night, good afternoon Tranquility! If you haven't noticed him stealing rum in every single one of the kitchens yet (Yes, I'm quite serious. After each jump, he steals the rum. As of now, there is a suspicious lack of rum in the kitchens), well, he's on your feed now! Yes, that's right, a real life pirate with dreadlocks and trinkets out of the wazoo is staring back at you.]

So, it seems like between jumps, I've missed a whole lot of...

[He waves a hand.]

...happenings. I've found meself with no knowledge of what between blue-alien man [That'd be you, Megamind.] failed t'take over the ship and now.

So. Who's still here, and what've I to make up for?

[And with that being said, Jack will reach to the side to grab a bottle of rum, take out the cork with his teeth, and then take a long, long drink of his precious rum.]

At least I've still got me rum.

[He will now... proceed to struggle to end the feed. Which button was this again--]
handelaar: (so you knew)

voice;

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-06-11 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Someone he doesn't mind too much.]

It still sucks.

[There's a long-suffering sigh as he decides, fine, he'll do a bullet-point summary.]

Demons took over some people, s'posed to be gone now. A smilin' creep is buggin' people over the network. Some guy fucked up the oxygen gardens with drugs... Mn. Not the usual drugs. An' uh - someone missed the last jump.

[He's just gonna. Link that with a little "a href="http://ataraxion.dreamwidth.org/127304.html">poke here note at the bottom.]
megamind: (Facepalm)

[voice]

[personal profile] megamind 2012-06-11 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
I've a name, Sparrow.
tumbleweeds: (☁ earrings)

video;

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-06-11 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
... So that's where all the rum is.
shoyu: (❝ people's don't stray ❞)

voice.

[personal profile] shoyu 2012-06-11 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ woah a real pirate ]

You -- lost your memory between jumps?
re_imagining: (pic#2370383)

[personal profile] re_imagining 2012-06-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
What a relief, to still have access to your alcohol.

[Chuckling.]
shoyu: (Default)

Video

[personal profile] shoyu 2012-06-12 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ oh gosh he actually talks like a pirate too! cue fascination. ]

And it's not simply because of all the liquor you seem to have gathered for yourself?
tumbleweeds: (☁ she is probably only wearing a bra)

video;

[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-06-12 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
And you're keeping it all to yourself?

[ Jaye was a bartender, once. She needs some of that. ... Sort of. ]
re_imagining: (pic#2370394)

[personal profile] re_imagining 2012-06-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Return smirk.]

Oh, but of course, Captain.
shoyu: (❝ how you feel ❞)

Video

[personal profile] shoyu 2012-06-12 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
I was only joking, sir. Although that is a rather admirable collection you've got there.
za_rodina: (you're fun to watch)

[personal profile] za_rodina 2012-06-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, hey buddy! Russia grins and nods in greeting.]

You've missed a lot, Jack. But that's probably for the best, it hasn't been pleasant the past couple of months.
handelaar: (no this is my kitchen)

noooo html no wonder Jack can't click it

[personal profile] handelaar 2012-06-12 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[He switches to video just so he can launch a return nod of greeting, and after an eyeroll at Jack's scrunched face, just leaves it there on his bureau, facing part of a boring section of wall and an empty closet.

Don't worry, he'll check back in a second. In the meantime, most sound is coming from Jack's right speaker.]


Mm. Y'were damn lucky to miss it.

[Then he pops back in to lean against the wall, some laundry draped over one arm.]

Or you're real damn unlucky to be back.
killarevolution: ([C] I'll never be as good as a wall.)

Private;

[personal profile] killarevolution 2012-06-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll spare you the trouble and tell you what you've just arrived into. More relevant to your interests, anyway.

Some kid got killed during the last jump. Everything's falling on the captain and his girl to explain it, but they've got nothing to say one way or the other.
tumbleweeds: (☁ shampoo)

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[personal profile] tumbleweeds 2012-06-13 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you just need a better bartender.
flamingshortshorts: ([snicker] 031)

[personal profile] flamingshortshorts 2012-06-13 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Flaming fish sticks, fella, you talk like a pirate.
shoyu: (❝ reflection eternal ❞)

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[personal profile] shoyu 2012-06-13 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Would 'Captain' be a more appropriate term of address, then?

[ because that's what you call pirates, right ]

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