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ataraxion2012-06-08 04:28 pm
jurisimpudent) wrote in ataraxion2012-06-08 04:28 pm
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[The young man on the screen is very, very serious.]
My name is Miles Edgeworth. I am a prosecutor for the city of Los Angeles. I tell you this not only to inform you of my background but also to ensure that those who will suffer my wrath for this kidnapping are aware of precisely how fearsome it will be. Legally speaking.
First: I demand to speak with the so-called captain of this so-called ship.
Second: I demand to see a list of all rules and regulations aboard this ship.
Third: I demand to know precisely what attempts have been made to contact the outside authorities. Kindly provide me with an accounting of attempts made either by you or by others.
Fourth: I - [And here, at least, Miles has the good grace to pause, because maybe "demand" is just a bit too pushy.] Would like to know if anyone else here has a legal, criminal, or governmental background. I heard something about a volunteer security force - a preposterous notion, admittedly, but better than nothing - and I would like to hear from those on it, but I would also like to hear from any who have been abducted to this place who served in some official position at home.
My name is Miles Edgeworth. I am a prosecutor for the city of Los Angeles. I tell you this not only to inform you of my background but also to ensure that those who will suffer my wrath for this kidnapping are aware of precisely how fearsome it will be. Legally speaking.
First: I demand to speak with the so-called captain of this so-called ship.
Second: I demand to see a list of all rules and regulations aboard this ship.
Third: I demand to know precisely what attempts have been made to contact the outside authorities. Kindly provide me with an accounting of attempts made either by you or by others.
Fourth: I - [And here, at least, Miles has the good grace to pause, because maybe "demand" is just a bit too pushy.] Would like to know if anyone else here has a legal, criminal, or governmental background. I heard something about a volunteer security force - a preposterous notion, admittedly, but better than nothing - and I would like to hear from those on it, but I would also like to hear from any who have been abducted to this place who served in some official position at home.
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In regards to item four: I have not taken up a position on the staff of the ship, but I served as Master of Coin upon the King's Small Council for a time prior to my arrival on the Tranquility.
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If I might inquire: Are you acquainted with a young woman named Elaine Stone?
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Two: Rules and regulations are minimal, though I don't keep a copy of it myself. Someone may be able to provide it for you.
Three: Negative. Have not made outside contact. Do not care. Unable to speak for others who might have.
Four: Question. What is preposterous about a volunteer force? [She pauses, and stares a moment; head slowly tilts.] Additionally -- I am a tiny number among this division, but answer only when I am called.
Another question: What would you like to hear? [She takes things a little too literally, and that "demand" confuses her somewhat.]
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What I would like to hear is the truth. Hence all these inquiries.
And a volunteer force is preposterous because there should be a regular force ensuring that crimes are not committed. It should not fall to the individuals who have been kidnapped here to police themselves - and it should not be a position without reward. Are you trying to say, however, that you serve as one such volunteer?
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video; threadjacking for great justice
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1/2 video; cue manical cackling
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video, and also when I said voice up there...I LIED
OBJECTION. THE DEFENDANT IS TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY.
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fuck yeah.
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just this emote
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he doesn't understand why this is a question that needs to be asked
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bro?
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Hope. Maybe one day. I'll play characters who don't JUDGE EDGEWORTH'S LIFE. ._. Until then...
You're like a unicorn.
On that day, I will be sad sad sad.
Delicious conflict. Nom nom.
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...is that truly the broadcast
....NO. OH MY GOD WOW. I am a c/p master.
YEAH YOU ARE
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voice.
video forever.
Merely Edgeworth; it's a family, not a house. And one is not in the wrong to demand information to which one has a right, no matter what one offers in return.
voice forever.
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[ Wow, John, there are a lot of things to address about this message, and answers you could very well provide... And that's what you pick?
Well, to be fair, there is a lot. ]
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What, precisely, is that supposed to mean?
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UGH WHEN I SAID VOICE THERE I STILL MEANT VIDEO
i no bb i no
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[He's just as new as Miles so it feels weird to say so, but it seems safe enough and these are all things he's been wondering himself.]
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Which branch of law enforcement?
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[Guess who doesn't like lawyers?]
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And why not?
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[video 4 evahr]
[text 4 lyfe]
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What makes you think traditional legal experience is going to get you anywhere here?
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no self this is STILL VIDEO
TEXT sob i make that mistake all the time
SUBJECT LINES, THEY ARE DIFFICULT
INDUBITABLY SO
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permatext;
In a world like this one, why do you expect information to be free?
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Text as well!
Because all here who would be a help in the first place are working towards the same goal. All want to return home.
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encryption: 86%
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[voice]
Another one of you.
[You people and your laws and your order.]
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[voice to spite you, for now!]
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I do hope you expect a court and some trials. Those are quite exciting.
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Indeed; that is the intended end point. It will, of course, take work to get to that point.
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Oh this is video by the way.
Oh good. What is that guyliner.
It's kohl, thank you very much.
Oh I thought it was J.C. Penny
Puh-lease. J.C. Penny is for loooooosers.
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