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006 [TEXT + AUDIO]
need some help wiping a data pad
it's ratchet's and i think he's disappeared so i'm just going to borrow it but it's full of frankly explicit information concerning the propagation of his species
seriously this is much more than i ever needed to know about alien robots that aren't really robots
i mean i knew that bloke was a lot of things but i didn't think pervert was necessarily one of them until now i suppose
before anyone asks: tried hacking
no good at cybertronian encryption and you can't honestly blame me for that one because aliens
fake-robot alien perverts
anyway i'd like all this rubbish cleared off because data pads are nice things to own and I enjoy owning things just not things full of unnecessary information regarding alien robot procreation
and i know there are at least a few of you who could do it because you're all a bunch of big shot hackers mucking about in the subnetwork dredging up creepy hit lists written by an emoticon
interested parties please reply within or come to medbay either works
W
PS apologies for improper punctuation/capitalization/syntax. not feeling well, typing difficult, sick of fingers etc etc
---failed lock to 001 » 136 (HAL 9000) -- 10%---
[In the event anyone is wondering why the heck this guy decided to type things today, a poorly-encrypted voice post is the answer. Wheatley maybe sounds a little like he's been hit by a truck.]
I don't--
Maybe you won't get this message. I hope you get this message; for all I know you could still be off on your walk, or lost, or something, ha, well, no, that's not funny. Sorry, that's…not funny at all. We haven't made the lists, in case you were wondering what you've…been missing.
I missed a few things, too, I think. I--it's--I'm not sure how long I was out, exactly. Must've been less than a month, because I don't recall a jump, but--
Just say something, if you're still here.
it's ratchet's and i think he's disappeared so i'm just going to borrow it but it's full of frankly explicit information concerning the propagation of his species
seriously this is much more than i ever needed to know about alien robots that aren't really robots
i mean i knew that bloke was a lot of things but i didn't think pervert was necessarily one of them until now i suppose
before anyone asks: tried hacking
no good at cybertronian encryption and you can't honestly blame me for that one because aliens
fake-robot alien perverts
anyway i'd like all this rubbish cleared off because data pads are nice things to own and I enjoy owning things just not things full of unnecessary information regarding alien robot procreation
and i know there are at least a few of you who could do it because you're all a bunch of big shot hackers mucking about in the subnetwork dredging up creepy hit lists written by an emoticon
interested parties please reply within or come to medbay either works
W
PS apologies for improper punctuation/capitalization/syntax. not feeling well, typing difficult, sick of fingers etc etc
---failed lock to 001 » 136 (HAL 9000) -- 10%---
[In the event anyone is wondering why the heck this guy decided to type things today, a poorly-encrypted voice post is the answer. Wheatley maybe sounds a little like he's been hit by a truck.]
I don't--
Maybe you won't get this message. I hope you get this message; for all I know you could still be off on your walk, or lost, or something, ha, well, no, that's not funny. Sorry, that's…not funny at all. We haven't made the lists, in case you were wondering what you've…been missing.
I missed a few things, too, I think. I--it's--I'm not sure how long I was out, exactly. Must've been less than a month, because I don't recall a jump, but--
Just say something, if you're still here.

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