tryingtoholdback: (grr)
tryingtoholdback ([personal profile] tryingtoholdback) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2012-05-23 12:04 am

[video; open!]

[The video comes on, and without further ado you're greeted with Dee's rather blunt stare. He's not quite enjoying himself here on the Tranquility. None of his friends are here, none of the things he's familiar with. Ryo's nowhere to be found, the place is full of friggin' weird aliens and people who're claiming to be vampires and the crazy part is that he believes them too. He just wants to be back in New York, he just wants to be back on solid ground, to be familiar with something. He really doesn't like the setup of things here. At all. And it shows]

Okay, Tranquility. One question for you. Yadda yadda, I'm sure you've heard it all before, but exactly what the hell are we supposed to be doing with ourselves while we're here? I mean, sure, some of you guys have whatever, your security team. And some of you have friends or skills or whatever to help pass the time. What about the rest of us? I dunno about you, but robots and tech sure as hell aren't my strong suit. I mean, I've had a cellphone for a while, I get by, but if you start knocking on my door to help pilot or something then you're shit out of luck.

But really. I don't have any friends here, I don't know anyone. I'm a cop, and that's not gonna really help me anywhere unless I wanna sign up and enlist or whatever. The only thing I really enjoy doing besides hanging out with Ryo or with friends is watching basketball, or maybe playing, and unless we've got a hoop and a ball hiding around then that's out too.

[Grumble, grumble] If we're gonna be stolen away from everything we know the least they could do is have something worth staying for. I mean, sheesh.

[He moves to turn off the video, and then pauses] And for the record, whoever that is in the oxygen garden, I'm a cop, dumbass. I know what pot smells like. The least you could do is be stealthy about it. You're lucky there aren't some sort of rules against that on this place. [Pause] I think. Is there any sort of law on this ship?
heterophobe: (ew ♂ last season's shoes)

accidental video »

[personal profile] heterophobe 2012-05-23 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ this face, ex-officer. this face forever. he is judging you. ]
kingofbabylon: (Brain melting out of ears)

video;

[personal profile] kingofbabylon 2012-05-23 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
You could always go streaking. Maybe you'd even get arrested. That would be exciting. [ because telling cops to do illegal shit is his favorite ]
megamind: (Laughter-That-Isn't-Villainous)

voice

[personal profile] megamind 2012-05-23 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Law?

On this ship?

[Oh the laughter]
Edited 2012-05-23 04:22 (UTC)
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (b a b y | you're a firework)

video »

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
My thoughts exactly.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ you forgot to paint a painting son. ❞)

voice

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Being stealthy implies any of the ship's stoner brigade feels bad about smoking.
heterophobe: (berate ♂ you're pathetic)

video »

[personal profile] heterophobe 2012-05-23 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
To which part? [ because there are a couple of things he's side eyeing in this post. ]
shoyu: (Default)

video.

[personal profile] shoyu 2012-05-23 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ aw, what a charmer. ]

If that was meant to be an introduction, I believe you missed contributing your name, sir. And to answer your question, it seems that if there is a system of law here, its presence is rather sparse.
allucinator: (surprise: seriously?)

[personal profile] allucinator 2012-05-23 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, really, basketball? Now baseball, that's the way to go.
northerner: (why can't i hold all these wolf pups?)

[personal profile] northerner 2012-05-24 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
What is a "cop?"
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (❝ i know tammy seems scary but)

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-25 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
A cranky donut fan.

[ oh god jenna no. ]
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (c a n | burn brighter than the sun)

video »

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-25 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do I start?

[ basketball. cop. FEEL BAD, STONERS. this is a treasure trove of sideeye. ]

I think the basketball thing might be tied with implying I should be ashamed of smoking a few joints, but I'm not sure yet.
northerner: (considerations.)

[personal profile] northerner 2012-05-26 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ jenna you are going to ruin robb's education of modern culture 101 ]

That does not sound like such a useful profession.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (b a b y | you're a firework)

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-26 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ tequila and FUCK DA POLICE what do you mean jenna isn't the best pop culture teacher. ]

They do okay when they're not being nosy.
northerner: (wary.)

[personal profile] northerner 2012-05-26 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Do they spend great amounts of their time being nosy?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (b e t w e e n | the drinks)

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-26 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
This one apparently does.

[ okay now she feels a little unfair. ]

They're a form of law keeping, where I'm from. And I could go into profiling and nepotism and relaxed standards but I think I should just... stick with 'well meaning but not always effective or fair peacekeepers'.
northerner: (sticky situations.)

[personal profile] northerner 2012-05-26 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
They are gold cloaks? Do they serve your king?
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (d o n e | messed up this time)

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-26 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Gold-- you know, we've got to make a Robb to Jenna translation dictionary sometime. Um-- unless I'm missing any crucial pieces, which is always possible here, yes? Maybe.
unparental: ( eaѕycoмpany ) (l o s t | but i'm hopeful baby)

video forever on this end too WHY NOT

[personal profile] unparental 2012-05-26 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You do realize that there's no law against weed in space? And for that matter, it's not universally illegal on earth.

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