[ He considers this answer, knowing rightfully well he's been insulted, and waves his hand. ]
I'm on a ship, but if it'll help you out, I'll give you a kind of relevant reference:
Get your towels ready it's about to go down-- Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck-- But stay on your motherfuckin' toes We runnin' this, let's go!
I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat I'm on a boat I'm on a boat Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat!
[ some laughter. ]
And woahh, hold up man. That isn't true! Hungary and Belarus just happen to be some of the most threatening women from my world. Hungary can knock your shit up with her frying pan and Belarus just... you know. Belarus with daggers and insanity. I've helped numerous of other female nations in the past, so don't do that all sexist shit on me, dude. They're pretty important, they made sandwiches, and some of them do kind of kick ass.
I involve myself in wars to help them. Let is also be noted that our bosses, you know, as in my presidents, sent me to war. It's not all my decision.
...But I do like blowing shit up. Like when I'm bored, I fill trolls and Barbies with gunpowder and light them on fire, but that's not the point.
That being said, it's a good thing all the other countries like me and ask me for help. Sounds like friends to me. Even so, I don't need friends, are you kissing? I'm totally independent.
[ that is a blatant LIE. poor america STRIVES on friendship. ]
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I'm on a ship, but if it'll help you out, I'll give you a kind of relevant reference:
Get your towels ready it's about to go down--
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck--
But stay on your motherfuckin' toes
We runnin' this, let's go!
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' boat!
[ some laughter. ]
And woahh, hold up man. That isn't true! Hungary and Belarus just happen to be some of the most threatening women from my world. Hungary can knock your shit up with her frying pan and Belarus just... you know. Belarus with daggers and insanity.
I've helped numerous of other female nations in the past, so don't do that all sexist shit on me, dude. They're pretty important, they made sandwiches, and some of them do kind of kick ass.
I involve myself in wars to help them. Let is also be noted that our bosses, you know, as in my presidents, sent me to war. It's not all my decision.
...But I do like blowing shit up. Like when I'm bored, I fill trolls and Barbies with gunpowder and light them on fire, but that's not the point.
That being said, it's a good thing all the other countries like me and ask me for help. Sounds like friends to me. Even so, I don't need friends, are you kissing? I'm totally independent.
[ that is a blatant LIE. poor america STRIVES on friendship. ]