text un: chell

[toomuchtenacity]

[After a lot of thought she's decided against video, because she still doesn't like talking and wants to get her point across without messing it up]

My name is Chell. I'm one of the few people left that worked in Agriculture on the ship.

Looking for people to help in the new gardens. You don't need to know anything about farming or growing food, just have to be willing to listen to instructions and help out.

If you do have experience, that would be great.

If you have any questions leave them here or come looking for the woman in the orange jumpsuit.

Thank you

Comments

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[sicklesforsass]

4. if a vegetable or the like becomes sentient, am I allowed to keep at least one

5. are there restrictions on renaming various plants

6. do i get my own shovel

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[toomuchtenacity]

4. Would you take care of it?

5. Yes, and you have to argue over the name ideas with Granny Weatherwax.

6. If we have the supplies yes. They make good weapons if you're in a pinch.

[sicklesforsass]

4. with dirt from a silver spoon

5. will you be on my side if I come up with something brilliant? I need to know you've got my back, mate.

7. right. next one: who do you have working at this now? who is rubbish at this plant tending business? Give me the dirt.

8. what are your feelings on puns

[toomuchtenacity]

4. Then maybe. I'd rather not have sentient vegetables though so try to avoid that.
5. Depends on the name. I make no promises.
7. Right now, there's me and Granny Weatherwax. There's a reason I put this post up.
8. I don't have any feelings on them.

[sicklesforsass]

4. you've got a disagreement with spoiling plant pets? You monster.

7. we're going to be best mates by the end of this!

9. are there any chances of this lot worshiping me as some sort of savior for providing extra food?

10. does this job allow you extra food?