four ☃ text. (backdated to the 21st.)

[unmakes]

attention people of the tranquility

since that whole violent whacktrip is totally over just in time, this is a reminder that

SPACE CHRISTMAS is absolutely still tomorrow!

summary: if you like someone, give them a gift. also decorate if you can! shiny stuff, esp. in green and red and silver and gold.

if you don't have any gift ideas, i refer you to the following: "give something you have, trade for something, make something, draw something, write something, do a chore for them, cook them a meal, punch someone they don't like, do a stupidly embarrassing dance for their personal entertainment without complaining"

also! 5th floor kitchen is gonna have a tiny christmas... thing idk. not enough food for a feast but i know there's rum and grog bc of a certain old-fashioned party person (you know who you are) and also whatever we can find in basically all of the fridges. which means you might want to come bc some of it's probably your food anyway :')

if you still don't know what christmas is, this is where i direct you to my lovely assistant RICH, official job description: "our space-christmas wtf-is-that guy"

also don't give edgeworth gifts or he's gonna bitch at me again :(

Comments

[syreni]

Does this sort of thing happen a lot around here?

[ Whether he means the crazies or the space christmas, it's hard to say. ]

[unmakes]

space christmas? from what i hear, this is the first in like two years.

welcome to the TQ by the way. it sucks sometimes but it's usually not half bad

[syreni]

So people aren't usually roaming the halls attacking people?

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[inspirited]

I can help with more food— or more specifically I can bake some pies for the occasion.

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[unmakes]

Oh my god, Chuck, you're seriously my hero right now.

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[inspirited]

[she smiles back at that] I just figured it wouldn't really be complete without it.

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[scaenica]

I can decorate!!! You know, when I found my craft kit in my locker I was sure it wouldn't be any use at all. I'd be happy to help out on level five if you need it?

[Please please please need it oh lord does she need something to do with her hands.]

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[unmakes]

that would be GREAT, seriously. dinner's gonna be sometime vaguely evening-ish so if you wanna show up at like lunchtime you'll have tons of time

[scaenica]

I can do that! Any requests? I have paints, glitter, ribbons, markers and card. I don't supposed this is the kind of situation that calls for place cards.

[text]

[jurisimpudent]

[ If text could be stiff, unhappy, and uncomfortable, this text would be all three things. ]

I apologize if my concerns came off as mere complaining to you, ma'am.

[text]

[unmakes]

aaaand here he comes

jeez, at this rate we might as well get you gifts after all

[text]

[overdraws]

you really don't want anything?

[acapriciousthing]

Right after a crisis. Now it really does feel like Christmas.

I can bring some cookies for the... not quite a feast, if you'd like.

[unmakes]

hey, it's a good thing that crisis cut its shit out when it did bc space christmas waits for nobody

[culver]

I hope Space Christmas will help everyone out.

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[pushesback]

You are unbelievable.

[He's smiling though.]

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[unmakes]

In a good way or a bad way?

[ she feels like it's a valid question despite his smile. ]

[overdraws]

are you kidding?
i'm guessing this was sirius' idea

[unmakes]

pretty much his only part in this was the mention of "space christmas" and the statement that one day it would exist

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[handelaar]

What food do you need. Uh. Produce, I mean.

voice; holy shit, i guess i was missing a few alerts after all

[unmakes]

Produce, produce... [ give her a second, she's thinking. ] Do you have yams? Or like, sweet potatoes?

[wiped]

What's Christmas?

[ things dystopian futures don't have, man. ]

[brassbucket]

Okay, this one may be for me to field. Hi again!

Would you like a short answer, a longer answer, or a long answer with history to it? Just so I don't end up talking your ear off when you wouldn't want that just now.

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[de_void]

and me without a thing to wear.

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[unmakes]

you can borrow a dress if you want

it'll be festive as hell