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video; sorry seems to be the hardest word
[ And on the end of this feed: Moran in all his muttonchopped glory, looking exceptionally grumpy. That is, grumpier than he normally looks. ]
My name is Sebastian Moran, number 008-155.
[ For the first time, he doesn't introduce himself as Colonel. As a matter of fact, almost none of what follows sounds like your typical Moran. It's terribly obvious that he's being puppetted through this, and if his Christopher Walken-esque performance prompts anything, there may, in fact, even be cue cards helping him along. ]
Prior to this jump, I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shot at one of them bleeding cleaning dev-- [ He shoots a doubtful look just off camera. ] A Roomba. I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shoot at a Roomba.
I've been punished for this with time in the brig, of course, but this is me issuing a much-needed public apology. I apologize for this violent act, and I apologize for being a moron in general. Moron is, after all, nearly my name. Chums.
[ Just before the feed flickers to black, there's a brief shot of him essentially facepalming. What is his poor life? ]
My name is Sebastian Moran, number 008-155.
[ For the first time, he doesn't introduce himself as Colonel. As a matter of fact, almost none of what follows sounds like your typical Moran. It's terribly obvious that he's being puppetted through this, and if his Christopher Walken-esque performance prompts anything, there may, in fact, even be cue cards helping him along. ]
Prior to this jump, I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shot at one of them bleeding cleaning dev-- [ He shoots a doubtful look just off camera. ] A Roomba. I made the absolutely idiotic mistake of firing a shoot at a Roomba.
I've been punished for this with time in the brig, of course, but this is me issuing a much-needed public apology. I apologize for this violent act, and I apologize for being a moron in general. Moron is, after all, nearly my name. Chums.
[ Just before the feed flickers to black, there's a brief shot of him essentially facepalming. What is his poor life? ]
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[ And he goes angrily off the script he's being given for just a moment: ]
And I'd imagine the coppers are terribly bored. They've nothing better to do than pen me up for shooting a bundle of wires and metal.
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And answering that question at this time would do more harm than good, I'm afraid.
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More harm than good? What'd go wrong, the rest of 'em would spring up and attack you if you said they weren't alive?
[The image of Roombas ganging up on someone is a bit disturbing.]
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I imagine them being kind, understanding creatures who would even understand the actions of a bastard like me-- [ S I G H ] And that scenario is offensive.
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[NOT HERE]