ataraxion | XX1: Final Destination and Other Movies. [VIDEO]

[ This is a video feed of some dark-haired guy who really likes to look at himself or something like that. It's kinda myspace-youtube self-webcam style up in here. ]

Does anyone know where this spaceship is heading? I'm just kind of curious and all since it doesn't look we we could just get off wherever we want to. It's just something worth knowing. Thanks.

[ He pauses like he's gonna turn the feed off before suddenly remembering some other stuff that he wants to say. ]

Oh yeah, I know I can't be the only guy who's realized this, but there are a lot of people here like they just stepped out of the movies or comics or cartoons or whatever. It's totally awesome, and I hope you guys won't mind me asking for autographs even if you aren't actors. Might be even better, actually, if you're all the real deal.

[ And again, right here, ready to turn it off. Whoops, just remembered something else. ]

PS: Hey, Dave. I ran into the Indonesian mobster you stole a pound of weed from. He's challenging you to a mudwrestling match, and the winner gets a Russian mail-order bride. Call me. Oh, and does anyone know if there's a way to set up a voicemail on these things?

[ >> END.

ooc: Fourth-wall opt-out is here, responses to come later. ]

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i feel like i should be saying you got the wrong guy
but more importantly
do russians mail brides out to space

Yeah--listen, the President's sending her on overnight. Wait. Dave, is that you? Why're you texting and shit? You should call, it's better if you call.

does russia even have a president
and if it did why would s/he be in charge of parcel posting mail order brides out to space
i thought they were against comrades leaving the motherland
or is that cuba

also yes i am dave
i am texting and shit because that is what i do
im not calling because you dont know how to set up your voicemail
what if you dont pick up
how would i reach you then
wed be reenacting romeo and juliet levels of tragic misuse of modern communication methods
you might stab yourself with happy daggers because my messages dont reach you in time
im doing you a favor bro

Edited 2012-11-23 02:41 (UTC)

No, no, no. In Soviet Russia, presidents have you. And they aren't comrades leaving the motherland, they're bitches sent to fetch her some money. Look, I'm gonna set up the voicemail eventually, like once I've really got this thing figured out, but I promise I'll actually answer when you call this time. Okay?

ok

[ nope still not calling ]

[ Sometime after Dave hasn't called him... ]

Dave, it's me. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you, but you still haven't called or anything. Are you just not into mail-order brides like you used to be? Gimme a call. Later.

dude
why are you gunning so hard for me to stroke your ear drums with my dulcet vocals
what can i possibly cover over the phone that cant be covered equally well using the alphabet

XX1: Final Destination and Other Movies. [VIDEO]

text;

voice

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gdi. voice

nope, still text;

whatever, still voice

can't be tamed, still text;